How Old Is Grandma? One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events....the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. "Well, let me think a minute", replied the Grandma. "I was born before" Television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the pill. There were no credit cards, laser beams, or ball-point pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, airconditioners, dishwashers, or clothes dryers. Your Grandfather and I got married first and then lived together. Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, "Sir"....and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir". We were were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense. We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions. Serving your country was a privilege....living in this country was a bigger privilege. We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins. Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started. Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends.....not purchasing condominiums. We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios. If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk. The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut, McDonald's and instant coffee was unheard of. We had 5 & 10 cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.....or you could buy enough stamps to mail one letter and two postcards. You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600.00....gas was 11 cents a gallon. "Grass" was mowed, "coke" was a cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in, "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby. "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office, "chip" meant a piece of wood, "hardware" was found in a hardware store, and "software" was not even a word. We were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap. Oh, by the way, Grandma is 58. Sign Guestbook View Guestbook Home Page Previous Page Next Page Overview Page © 2000 [email protected]
One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events....the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. "Well, let me think a minute", replied the Grandma. "I was born before" Television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the pill. There were no credit cards, laser beams, or ball-point pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, airconditioners, dishwashers, or clothes dryers. Your Grandfather and I got married first and then lived together. Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, "Sir"....and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir". We were were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense. We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions. Serving your country was a privilege....living in this country was a bigger privilege. We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins. Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started. Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends.....not purchasing condominiums. We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios. If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk. The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut, McDonald's and instant coffee was unheard of. We had 5 & 10 cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.....or you could buy enough stamps to mail one letter and two postcards. You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600.00....gas was 11 cents a gallon. "Grass" was mowed, "coke" was a cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in, "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby. "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office, "chip" meant a piece of wood, "hardware" was found in a hardware store, and "software" was not even a word. We were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap. Oh, by the way, Grandma is 58.
"Well, let me think a minute", replied the Grandma. "I was born before"
No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap.
Oh, by the way, Grandma is 58.
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