Somebody Said Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you have had a baby. Somebody does not know that once you are a parent normal is history. Somebody said you learn how to be a parent by instinct. Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping. Somebody said being a parent is boring. Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit. Somebody said if you are a "good" parent your child will "turn out well." Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee. Somebody said "good" parents never raise their voices. Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see their child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window. Somebody said you do not need an education to be a parent. Somebody never helped a fourth grader with their math. Somebody said you cannot love the fifth child as much as you love the first. Somebody does not have five children. Somebody said a parent can find all the answers to child-rearing questions in books. Somebody never had a child stuff beans up their nose. Somebody said a parent can stop worrying after their child gets married. Somebody does not know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to their heartstrings. Somebody said your parents know you love them so you do not need to tell them. Somebody is not a parent. Somebody said a parent's job is done when the last child leaves home. Somebody never had grandchildren. Sign Guestbook View Guestbook Home Page Previous Page Next Page Overview Page © 2000 [email protected]
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