Senior Citizen Alphabet A is for apple and B is for boat That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now: A is for arthritis, B is for bad back, C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight....cannot read that top line. F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas (which I would rather not mention) H is for high blood pressure (I would rather have low) I is for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, that now fail to flex L for lost hearing...now what did you say? Wait!!!! I forgot about K K is for my knees that crack when they are bent (Please forgive me, my memory ain't worth a cent.) M is memory lapses occurring all day. N is for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiffneck O is for osteo - and all bones that crack P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few Give me another pill; I will be good as new! Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu? R is for reflux .....one meal turns into two S is for sleepless nights, counting my rears T is for tinnitus......I hear bells in my ears U is for urinary; difficulties with flow V is for vertigo, that is "dizzy", you know. W is worry, now what is going 'round? X is for X ray....and what might be found. Y is for another year I have left behind Z is for zest that I still have my mind, Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed, And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!! Sign Guestbook View Guestbook Home Page Previous Page Next Page Overview Page
A is for apple and B is for boat That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now: A is for arthritis, B is for bad back, C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight....cannot read that top line. F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas (which I would rather not mention) H is for high blood pressure (I would rather have low) I is for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, that now fail to flex L for lost hearing...now what did you say? Wait!!!! I forgot about K K is for my knees that crack when they are bent (Please forgive me, my memory ain't worth a cent.) M is memory lapses occurring all day. N is for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiffneck O is for osteo - and all bones that crack P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few Give me another pill; I will be good as new! Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu? R is for reflux .....one meal turns into two S is for sleepless nights, counting my rears T is for tinnitus......I hear bells in my ears U is for urinary; difficulties with flow V is for vertigo, that is "dizzy", you know. W is worry, now what is going 'round? X is for X ray....and what might be found. Y is for another year I have left behind Z is for zest that I still have my mind, Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed, And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!
Now: A is for arthritis, B is for bad back, C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight....cannot read that top line. F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas (which I would rather not mention) H is for high blood pressure (I would rather have low) I is for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, that now fail to flex L for lost hearing...now what did you say? Wait!!!! I forgot about K K is for my knees that crack when they are bent (Please forgive me, my memory ain't worth a cent.) M is memory lapses occurring all day. N is for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiffneck O is for osteo - and all bones that crack P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few Give me another pill; I will be good as new! Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu? R is for reflux .....one meal turns into two S is for sleepless nights, counting my rears T is for tinnitus......I hear bells in my ears U is for urinary; difficulties with flow V is for vertigo, that is "dizzy", you know. W is worry, now what is going 'round? X is for X ray....and what might be found. Y is for another year I have left behind Z is for zest that I still have my mind, Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed, And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!
D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight....cannot read that top line. F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas (which I would rather not mention) H is for high blood pressure (I would rather have low) I is for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, that now fail to flex L for lost hearing...now what did you say? Wait!!!! I forgot about K K is for my knees that crack when they are bent (Please forgive me, my memory ain't worth a cent.) M is memory lapses occurring all day. N is for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiffneck O is for osteo - and all bones that crack P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few Give me another pill; I will be good as new! Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu? R is for reflux .....one meal turns into two S is for sleepless nights, counting my rears T is for tinnitus......I hear bells in my ears U is for urinary; difficulties with flow V is for vertigo, that is "dizzy", you know. W is worry, now what is going 'round? X is for X ray....and what might be found. Y is for another year I have left behind Z is for zest that I still have my mind, Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed, And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!
F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas (which I would rather not mention) H is for high blood pressure (I would rather have low) I is for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, that now fail to flex L for lost hearing...now what did you say? Wait!!!! I forgot about K K is for my knees that crack when they are bent (Please forgive me, my memory ain't worth a cent.) M is memory lapses occurring all day. N is for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiffneck O is for osteo - and all bones that crack P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few Give me another pill; I will be good as new! Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu? R is for reflux .....one meal turns into two S is for sleepless nights, counting my rears T is for tinnitus......I hear bells in my ears U is for urinary; difficulties with flow V is for vertigo, that is "dizzy", you know. W is worry, now what is going 'round? X is for X ray....and what might be found. Y is for another year I have left behind Z is for zest that I still have my mind, Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed, And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!
J is for joints, that now fail to flex L for lost hearing...now what did you say? Wait!!!! I forgot about K K is for my knees that crack when they are bent (Please forgive me, my memory ain't worth a cent.) M is memory lapses occurring all day. N is for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiffneck O is for osteo - and all bones that crack P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few Give me another pill; I will be good as new! Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu? R is for reflux .....one meal turns into two S is for sleepless nights, counting my rears T is for tinnitus......I hear bells in my ears U is for urinary; difficulties with flow V is for vertigo, that is "dizzy", you know. W is worry, now what is going 'round? X is for X ray....and what might be found. Y is for another year I have left behind Z is for zest that I still have my mind, Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed, And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!
M is memory lapses occurring all day. N is for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiffneck O is for osteo - and all bones that crack P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few Give me another pill; I will be good as new! Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu? R is for reflux .....one meal turns into two S is for sleepless nights, counting my rears T is for tinnitus......I hear bells in my ears U is for urinary; difficulties with flow V is for vertigo, that is "dizzy", you know. W is worry, now what is going 'round? X is for X ray....and what might be found. Y is for another year I have left behind Z is for zest that I still have my mind, Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed, And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!
Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu? R is for reflux .....one meal turns into two S is for sleepless nights, counting my rears T is for tinnitus......I hear bells in my ears U is for urinary; difficulties with flow V is for vertigo, that is "dizzy", you know. W is worry, now what is going 'round? X is for X ray....and what might be found. Y is for another year I have left behind Z is for zest that I still have my mind, Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed, And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!
S is for sleepless nights, counting my rears T is for tinnitus......I hear bells in my ears U is for urinary; difficulties with flow V is for vertigo, that is "dizzy", you know. W is worry, now what is going 'round? X is for X ray....and what might be found. Y is for another year I have left behind Z is for zest that I still have my mind, Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed, And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!
Y is for another year I have left behind Z is for zest that I still have my mind, Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed, And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!