Word Translation By Men
- It is a Guy Thing
- There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.
- Can I help with dinner?
- Why isn't it already on the table?
- Uh Huh Sure, Honey, or Yes, Dear
- Absolutely nothing. It is a conditioned response.
- It would take too long to explain
- I have no idea how it works.
- Take a break, Honey. You are working too hard.
- I cannot hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.
- That is interesting, Dear.
- Are you still talking?
- You know how bad my memory is.
- I remember the theme song to "F Troop", the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification number of every car I have ever owned...but I forgot your birthday.
- Oh, do not fuss - I just cut myself. It is no big deal.
- I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt.
- Hey, I have my reasons for what I am doing
- And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.
- I cannot find it.
- It did not fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.
- What did I do this time?
- What did you catch me at?
- I heard you.
- I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you do not spend the next three days yelling at me.
- You know I could never love anyone else.
- I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be worse.
- You look terrific.
- Oh, please do not try on one more outfit. I am starving.
- I am not lost. I know exactly where we are.
- No one will ever see us alive again.
- We share the housework.
- I make the messes; she cleans them up.
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