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August 31 2001 - Hank

I added a coupla
captions - why? cus I gotsta....I'm keeping it real.
September 4 2001 - SchaggyC

I think that if trees were a hundred feet taller, pencils would be just a little longer.
September 11 2001 - SchaggyC - New York, New York

Scene: News reporter (NP) talking to policeman (P)

NP: What did you try to do when it happened?

P: I told people to run, run

NP: Did the people run in an organized fashion?
September 16 2001 - SchaggyC

Now
this is something I will never tire of.
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September 25 2001 - SchaggyC

September 25 2001 - SchaggyC

I added another
joke.  This goes out to all the ladies out there tonite.
September 26 2001 - Hank

Yes, Mr. Martini, there is an easter bunny.           
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September 26 2001 - SchaggyC

Okay, my so called "friends",  I'm getting bored with this site in case you haven't noticed.  I was considering just giving up on it  and letting it go (and by "considering" I mean watching tv) but I think I'm going to give it another go.  If you're willing to help me out a bit.

I want a little interactivity on this site.  Write to us.  Ask us dumb questions and we'll  give you dumb answers.  Send Hank some photos.  Write fan fiction about me.  Tell me I'm sexy...please.

...And I bet Bob Barker constantly has to buy new clothes to get rid of the old man smell.
October 1 2001 - SchaggyC

...and to think I had said "...my so called 'friends'" sarcastically earlier...

Anyway, a new feature is under construction so If you care for some reason or another (I won't judge you...) check back near the end of the week.

Many people died to bring you this information.
October 2 2001 - SchaggyC

I went ahead and finished it up - just cus I have that little else to do

It's a few of those surveys that people used to send out that are now dead thank god - Like I want to know more about my "friends". 

All of these were filled out about three years ago, so the oh-so-personal-detailed-insightful-intospective-information is a little out of date.  For instance, instead of my favorite drink being grape crush, I am now the president of the Brazillian chapter of  the Tito Jackson fan club.

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I'd rather be dropping grenades down an elevator shaft-
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