It's time, once again, to rank the WWF superstars. For the unintiated, this is where yours truly decides who is tops in the WWF according to the criteria of ring ability, mic ability, pop, current storyline, and title situation. Feel free to respond, even to challenge my rulings. The previous ranking for each superstar is shown in parenthesis.

1. (1) The Rock- Triple H and Stone Cold both have a better match this weekend, Kurt Angle has the title, as long as the Rock is the number one draw in wrestling he stays at the top. Plus, I'm biased.

2. (2) HHH- I'm so glad he's a villian again. That's right, I say villian. Others may be "heels", but this guy is pure evil, and he's the best there has ever been at being bad.

3. (12) Stone Cold Steve Austin- The more I see Austin's laboured Stunner, the more I appreciate the delicate intricacies of Goldberg's Spear.

4. (3) Kurt Angle- I may be the only one, but I'm glad this guy is champion. He's a great heel (see the difference?), and him beating the Rock in a pay-per-view adds the element of surprise to the WWF. Any Given Sunday, baby.

5. (5) Undertaker- He better not win Sunday. If he does, we'll know there's a clause in his contract or something. Is it just me, or is every fourth appearance this guy makes a return from injured reserve.

6. (4) Chris Jericho- His Taco Bell adds suck, but his mic duel with the Rock was some of the best TV I'd seen in a long time.

7. (11) Chris Benoit- Give this guy a year, and he'll approach HHH levels of evil, his mic skills are steadily improving.

8. (16) Rikishi- I for one, was more than sick and tired of the stinkface (although I prayed that Austin would be a victim).

9. (8) Chyna- Not much of fighter, not all that talented on the mic. But she's a celebrity. That's what it takes to get ahead in Vince McMahon's wrestling.

10. (-) "The One" Billy Gunn- Billy G is not Chyna's lover, he's just a man that says that he is the one...

11. (6) Kane- I guess Y2J drew the short straw and it's his turn to keep Kane relevant.

12. (9) Lita- You could argue that she ranked a little high here, but I don't care. I love her. This one is non-negotiable.

13. (13) Eddie Guerrero- I sometimes forget that this guy is Intercontinental Champion.

14. (7) Mick Foley- His bits with HHH were great. His bits with Debra are not.

15. (14) Steve Blackman- Who thought we'd see the day where Blackman would be refered to as "the greatest ever"?

16. (20) Val Venis- I'm running out of thoughts the lower down the list I get.

17. (-) Road Dogg- After seeing Raw this week, Undertaker vs. Mankind "Hell in the Cell" is no longer the most horrific thing I've seen in the WWF.

18. (-) William Regal- Finally, the European Championship is being treated with the respect it deserves.

19. (-) Crash Holly- Get a cute valet and you make my list.

20. (-) The Puppies- That's right, the puppies. Debra is merely their mode of transportation.

1. (-) The Radicals- How bad did Malenko and Saturn need this?

2. (2) The Hardy Boyz- Wow, did you see how good half that "Team Extreme" shirt looked on Lita? (Oh yeah, The Hardyz fought or something too).

3. (1) Edge and Christian- You know, after these two and the Hardyz, is there really any star power in this division anymore?

4. (6) Right To Censor- Without anyone even noticing, Vince has managed to clean up some of the more undesirable elements in the WWF.

5. (3) The Dudley Boyz- See what I'm saying? These guys don't put women through tables anymore.

6. (4) T&A- Well, c'mon. How far do you think Vince was willing to go?

7. (-) Tazz and Raven- I'm guessing this partnership is through, which is good. I don't think being Tazz's sidekick gets you very far.

8. (8) Too Cool- These guys fought some time last week I think.

9. (-) The Hollys- Get a cute valet and you make my list.

10. (9) Low Down- Their bit with Tiger Ali Singh just about summed up how important these two are. That, and the fact that I can't find a picture for Chaz.