Chapter 5
"Was that John?" George asked looking up from the book he was reading.
"Yeah, he was trying to get me to tell him about the future" she said shaking her head.
"What was that whole 'fuck off' thing?" he inquired.
"John was playing a trick on Paul and Claire, he told them to keep it down and then Paul said "Fuck off" and then John said "That's what it sounds like you guys are doing'" Sydney said laughing.
George joined in her laughter.
"Now we need to make up for lost time" she said walking closer to the bed.
"Come on, this will take all night" he said grinning and turning out the lights.
The next morning, they all had breakfast together in the hotel room.
"Dosn't look like any of you slept..." John said looking at Sydney, George, Paul and Claire.
"Yeah, there was a big orgy last night" Claire said.
"ORGY!" Sydney and Claire said in unison.
"What about me?" Sydney asked.
"You're too old" Claire said.
"That's from our script" Paul said.
"How did you know that?" Brian asked.
"Long story..." George said.
"We could keep going, but we won't" Sydney said laughing.
"Yes, we'll spare you" Claire said. "This time," she added
"It's in an joke, you know" Sydney said nudging Claire.
"Stop it! Let us do the movie not you!!" John said.
"Okay, okay we'll stop" Sydney said laughing.
"Give us a kiss!" Claire said.
John sighed and rolled his eyes. They finished breakfast and all got dressed so they could go to the set.
"I'm so excited that we're finally taping" Ringo said as they all walked out of the room.
"Shut up!" the rest of the Beatles said.
They walked downstairs and jumped into the limo. When they got to the set, the guys went off to get dressed.
"What are we going to do now?" Sydney asked Claire.
"Ya got me" Claire said shrugging.
Then Brian walked up.
"What are you girls going to do today?" he asked.
"We were just asking ourselves that" Sydney said.
"Well you two could help with the guys" he suggested.
"I suppose. Where are they?" Claire asked.
"They are back in that room back there" he said pointing.
Sydney and Claire started to walk they way.
"As long as I don't have to see them putting on make-up" Claire said laughing.
"That wasn't funny ,Claire" Sydney said shaking her head.
"Shut up! Don't be such a bitch" Claire said.
"Excuse me? I know you just did not!" Sydney said.
"I think I did" Claire said.
"Look who's talking" Sydney said.
"Who kept George remembering you all the time you were away?" Claire asked.
"I was having to clean up your mess!" Sydney said.
"And your probably did a fucking bad job!" Claire cried.
"No! You're just a bitch!" Sydney said.
Just then the guys walked out of the room and stood there watching trying to see what was happenng.
"Who's the one who says all the dumb ass things?" Sydney cried.
"You! Thinking you're all better then me!" Claire said.
George ran over to Sydney and Paul ran over to Claire. They pulled them back, before anything physical could happen. Then John pretened he was a boxer.
"You're such a spaz!" Claire cried.
"You're a hoe!" Sydney said angirily.
"Look who's talking! Whore!" Claire said.
"Mother fucking bitch!" Sydney said.
"Come on Claire, let's go over here...for some um coffee" Paul said.
"I don't think they need caffine right now" George said.
Sydney walked up to Claire and slapped her across the face.
"Ohh that was below the belt" John said seriously.
Everyone was stunned.
"Her face is not below the belt!" Sydney cried "Well seeing as it was Claire, it usually is belows guy's belts"
"You better be happy Paul's holding me back" Claire cried.
"Well, nobody is holding me back. I'll go over there and bitch slap you again" Sydney said.
George ran over and grabbed her arm.
"Now calm down" George said pulling Sydney away.
"We're going now" Paul said dragging Claire away.
"Go to hell, bitch" Claire called.
"And meet you there?" Sydney cried.
"You wish," Claire yelled back.