Biorhythm
What would life be for Savage Garden if they were the perfect subjects for MTV's Biorhythm? Think about it... DISCLAIMER: This fanfic is 100% FICTION, I repeat, FICTION. None of the events here are true - if they are, well, that's just my luck. I'm not trying to imply anything via this story, nor am I trying to start rumours, so please don't say I did. To the people of MTV, if you're reading this, here's a warning for you - if I ever catch you doing episodes of Biorhythm about Savage Garden based on this story, and telling everyone that this story is true, I will SUE you. Really. So don't try to play the fool - remember, this is purely fiction, not fact. Darren Hayes Daniel Jones A Dose Of Prose
