An Open Letter From Ben Flash

AN OPEN LETTER FROM BEN FLASH, TO THE WORLD:

Dear Loyal Fans:

As the proverbial "head" of the group I would like to set the record straight
on many falsehoods that have popped up about my band mates and I:

1. When I performed "Boost" in 1999 the crowd didn't go moderately wild, they
went buck wild! -for Alec Meyer who managed to take the trophy from me on an
inspired performance of Pearl Jam's "An Elderly Woman Behind a Counter In a
Small Town". Alec Meyer is also known for rhyming day w/ day on one occasion.

2. BEN FLASH AND HIS BOYISH GOOD LOOKS have no knowledge of songs such as
"Dirty Sanchez" and "What the Heckrophiliac?"

3. BEN FLASH AND HIS BOYISH GOOD LOOKS have only played "Love Shack" 783 times
contrary to the 787 previously reported.

4. Mike is not the palest member of the band.

5. There was no incident involving Maria, Aaron and a Pair of Scissors at Fall
Weekend.

6. Alec Meyer will not be joining our band. Although there is a side project
slated to begin called "No Rain" the band will hope to perform at least one
song. Possibly a cover of Blind Melon's "No Rain".

7. I have no knowledge of the "50%"

8. Mark never NEVER would have referred to BEN FLASH AND HIS BOYISH GOOD LOOKS
as a novelty act.

9. There are some songs showing our more introspective side on the way,
including "Look Down My Nose" and "Our More Introspective Side"

10. I'm not the funny one.

That is all, thank you for your support, also if any of you know the
whereabouts of the fall weekend press photo's information would be
appreciated.

Thank you!
Sincerely,
Ben Flash

Ben's Letter for January 2002

Ben's Letter for Fall, 2001

Ben's Letter for September, 2001

Ben's Letter for August, 2001

Ben's Letter for July, 2001

Ben's Letter for May/June, 2001