My Writing: Humour

Funny stuff!

Noodles - The post I wrote to christen Crow's Forum (now no more). It also explains why I avoid the stage ;) January 2000

Oh I Just Can't Wait To Be Kingler! - A song written to the tune of "Oh I Just Can't Wait To Be King" from the Disney movie The Lion King. It's a Pokemon parody. You need to know a little bit about the pokemon characters to get this one. November 1999

The meaning of life - Someone asked me what it is. They regretted it later. November 1999

The Day of DEATH - Insanity written in my English journal inspired by some pics of ducks I glued in there. I later adapted it to become a really cool speech which got me first prize in a public speaking conversation ;) Insanity gets you everywhere. Though they might just have been too scared of me to dare give it to anyone else ;P September 1997

Math-bashing - Something I wrote in my English journal while contemplating what seemed to me a rather pointless maths investigation. August 1997