Ok, people, I was asked for the meaning of life, and here it is
[life% mount floppy_
life% cd floppy_
life% expl *_
expl: explain the meaning of life? y_
are you sure? y_
are you absolutely sure? y_
this is a big step. are you positvely sure? yes you fool!_
life% _
>Kernel corrupted
>System is going down NOW online %&^& inter$%nai sERver aaeeeeaaaeee error error &*76km fjty69 )))) g��������b'�� milleniumhandandshrimp fitzwinklejeb5855
}warning: internal cheesecake error has occurred

Program undergoing philosophical rewrite
reading error
reading error
reading error
... virus detected...a critical mouse was run over by local BUS
kill all humans...must kill alllllll humans........
exterminate exterminate *dalek noises*
Message ends]

'Doctor, where are we?'
'We have been squeezed through a loophole in time.'
'Oh no! What happened?'
'Sassa just tried to explain the meaning of life. However, her computer just couldn't take it.'

REBOOT INITIATED (i.e *sassa kicks computer*)
'Clear!'
-electric thundershock-
'It's alliiiiiive!!!!'

Ok. I fixed that problem. Just had to let the computer know who was boss. And no, I'm not gonna say '42' is the meaning of life.

*AHEM*
The meaning of life is......
*drumroll*
'The meaning of life can be summed up in just a few, semi brief statements:

"Never make your home in a place. Make a home for yourself inside your own head. You'll find what you need to furnish it- memory, friends you can trust, love of learning, and other such things. That way it will go with you wherever you journey. You'll never lack for a home- unless of course you lose your head."

"Much human ingenuity has gone into finding the ultimate Before. The current state of knowledge can be summarised thus: In the beginning , there was nothing, which exploded."

"42" (ok I lied)

"Opps"

"You learn one rule about guns. There's always a man faster on the draw than you are- and the more you use a gun the sooner you're gonna run into that man."

"I wonder what happens if I press this button..."
"I wouldn't-"
*presses button* "Oh"
"What happened?"
"A sign lit up saying: Please Do Not Press This Button Again."

I'm sorry. That's all I can give you for now. (THEY won't let me say anything more).

Thanks go to the creator of the Evanjellydonut for inspiring me to use semi-real OS stuff for what is essentially a frail human concern *gets stares* "What is she talking about?!"