| MEN ONLY JOKES Q. Why are their so many blonde jokes? A. It gives the brunettes something to talk about on saturday nights. Q. Did you hear about the new device that makes your car run 90% quieter? A. Yeah, It fits right over her mouth. Q. What's the definition of confidence? A. When your misses catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the arse and yell "your next babe". Q. How many champion lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? A. Eight! one to cry, six to provide a supportive and caring atmosphere and on to ring her ex-husband for instructions. Q. What's the difference between a pussy and a slice of bread? A. You can eat the crust around a piece of bread. Q. What's the difference between oral and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, ut anal sex makes your whole week. Q. Why does madonna call her left thigh Superman and her right on Clark Kent? A. Because they are never seen together. Q. Why did the blonde gie up breastfeedind? A. She found it too painful bioling her nipples each time. Q. What do you call a pussy that talks back? A. An answering cervix. Q. What do you call a woman that works at the front desk of a fasmily planning clinic? A. A contraceptionist. Q. Why does Pauline Hanson like aspirin? A. Because they're white and they work. Q. Name two reasons why woman don't mind their own business? A. 1. No mind 2. No business Q. Why is masturbation so great? A. You don't have to take your hand out to dinner afterwards and listen to it's problems. Q. What's the best thing about being married to a blonde? A. You can park in a handicapped parking space. Q. Why is it good to have a wife? A. Because sooner or later something will go wrong that you can't blame the goverment for. Q. What does a postcard from a blonde on a holiday say? A. I'm having a great time, where am I Q. WHat's the definition of a clitoris on a frigid woman? A. It's either ac faulty start button, or the tip of an iceburg. Q. What does a Kiwi bird use as a deodorant? A. A mint sauce Q. What do you call someone who stands up in a canoe? A. A woman. Q. What do you call two lesbian chooks? A. Sticky beaks Q. Why do woman leave the toilet seat down? A. ???????????????????????????????? Q. Why don't men let woman swim in the sea? A. Because they did once and the still can't get the taste and smell out of fish. Q. Did you hear about the new divorced Barbie? A. She come's with all ken's accessories. |
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