| MEN ONLY JOKES Q. What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A. Madonna doing cartwheels. Q. Why is Pauline Hanson a redhead? A. She's to dumb to be blonde. Q. What's the advantage of having a very ugly girlfriend? A. She could sit in the back and bark at strangers. Q. How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A. By the buckle mark on her forehead. Q. Why is marriage like a bath? A. Because it's not so hot once you get used to it. Q. What's the difference between your mother inlaw knocking at the front door and your dog barking at the back door? A. Your dog shuts up as soon as you let it in. Q. What's a woman got in common with KFC? A. After your finished with the thighs and the breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. Q. How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? A. Two calves, ten little piggies, a beaver, and a fish no one can find. Q. What's the difference between wives and secretaries? A. Secretaries get a little behind in their work, wives get a big behind at home. Q. What do Pamela Anderson and a coke bottle have in comon? A. Theyre both made out of plastic and have air at the top. Q. Why are feminists like wheels? A. Because the ones who squeak the loudest are always the one's that need a good greasing. Q. What do you call a woman with a sausage in her hand? A. Barbie. Q. What do call a girl that's pushed for money? A. A prostitute. Q What drives a lesbian up the wall? A. A crack in the ceiling. |
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