| MEN ONLY JOKES Q. Why do men say stupid things? A. So women can understand them. Q. What's the best part of a head job? A. Ten minutes of silence. Q. Why do blondes make bad water skiers? A. Because everytime they get thier crotch wet they think they have to lie down. Q. What's a brunette? A. A blonde that's had all the fun screwed out of her. Q. What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? A. A widow. Q.How are woman and rocks alike? A. You ski the flat ones. Q. How do you know when a woman's going to say something intelligent? A. The first words out of her mouth are " A man once told me................" Q. What are those little bumps around a woman's nipple? A. Brail for "suck here". Q. Why did the blonde become a vet? A. She liked kids. Q. What's a blondes idea of safe sex? A. A padded dash. Q. Why did blondes vote for G.S.T? A. Because they can spell it. Q. What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A. Introduce herself. Q. What can you call an ice cube with a hole in the middle? A. Wife. Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A. You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush. Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a shower? A. A shower has to be turned on befofe it gets wet. Q. Why do blondes have clear plastic lids on their lunchboxes? A. So they can tell if they are going to work or coming home. Q. Why do woman have two sets of lips? A. So they can piss and moan at the same time. Q. Why is a woman like a condom? A. She's always either on your dick or in your wallet. Q. What do get if cross a blonde with a lawer? A. Something that sucks cock till it gets blood. Q. Why is a blondes brain the size of a pea in the morning? A. Because it swells during the night. Q. What's the difference between your wife and your girlfriend? A. About 45 pounds. Q. What can your wife give you that she doesn't have? A. Good head. Q. Why marry an ugly chick? A. Because she'll never leave you and if she does she won't mind. Q. How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. Who cares let your wife cook in the dark. |
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