| MEN ONLY JOKES Q. What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? A. Outlaws are wanted. Q. Why won't woman get up in the morning and have a pisss like blokes? A. Have you ever tried to pull apart a toasted cheese sandwich. Q. Why are woman like tornados? A. They're hot and sweaty when they come and they take your house when they leave. Q. What do you call a Kiwi with a car on his head? A. Jack. Q. What's always behind time? A. The back of a clock. Q. What do you call someone who stands six feet two, weighs 150 kg, is bearded, tattooed and can survive walking into a room full of feminists yelling "which bitch want's the first fuck"? A. Another feminist. Q. How does Sinead O'Conner part her hair? A. She squats Q. What's red, black and blue and lies in the gutter? A. A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes. Q. What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's g spot? A. Most blokes would spend an hour looking for a golf ball. Q. Why did god invent lesbians? A. So feminists wouldn't breed. Q. What do lesbians do when their periods coincide? A. Finger paint. Q. What do you call a hooker on amphetamines? A. A speed hump. Q. Why should you never marry a sex object? A. Because every time you ask for sex she'll object. Q. What's the difference betweena male blonde and a female blonde? A. The female blonde has a higher sperm count. Q. What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead sunbaking in the nude? A. Neapolitan. Q. Why did the bloke watch his wedding video in reverse? A. So he could walk out of the church a free man. Q. Why do blondes wear their hair up? A. So they can catch stuff that goe's over their heads. Q. What do you call a girl whose silicon implants backfire? A. Hunchback. Q. What do you call the hard stuff around girls nikkers? A. Clitty litter Q. What did the leper say to the prostitute? A. You can keep the tip. It took time but eventually Ken invented the attachment for his mother inlaw, It fitted in her mouth. Q. Why don't woman leave a ring around the bath? A. They have an in built creepy crawly. Q. How many blokes does it take to open a beer? A. None, it should be open by the time she brings it to the couch. |
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