| MEN ONLY JOKE'S Q.How do you get a woman off during sex? A. Push her Q. WWhat is the least spoken sentence in the English language? A. Get your cock off my mouth woman. Q. What can a woman do better than a dog? A. Bury a bone without getting her nose dirty? A woman was alone in an elevator when she suddenly farted. She quickly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with deoderiser. Two floors later, a bloke got in the elevator and began to sniff around. "Do you smell something"? asked the lady bashfully. "Yeah I do" replied the bloke. "What does it smell like"? the lady asked reddening. "I'm not sure but it sorta smells like someone crapped in a pine tree. Q. When does your girfriend's pussy taste like crap? A. When she wipes herself the wrong way. Q. How do youn tell when your gonna have have a good time with your new girlfriend? A. When you ask her to dance and she climbs onto the table Q. How do you know when it's time to make dinner and do dishes? A. Look in your pants and if you see a penis then it's not time. Q.What's the difference between a nurse and a pumpkin? A. You can't fit a nurse inside a pumpkin. Q. What's a blonds favourite nursery ryhme? A. Hump me Dump me Q. How do you know when when a blonds been usuing a computer? A. There's a rat sack on the mouse pad. Q. Why do woman fart after having piss? A. Since they can't shake it they have to blow dry it. Q. What have you done wrong when a woman is nagging you while you're sitting watching the Grand Prix? A. Made the chain too long out of the kitchen. Q. How can you tell if a house been built by lesbians? A. It's all toungue and groove, and has no studs. Q. WHat do peroxide blondes and jumbo jets have in common? A. They both have black boxes. Q. Why do blondes insist on men wearing condoms? A. So they can have a doggybag for later. Q. What's the difinition of blonde wall paint? A. A colour that's not too bright and spreads easily. Q. What's the first thing you should do if a blonde offers to bake you a spounge cake? A. Hide all your spounges. Q. Why do woman have legs? A. Saves blokes having to carrying them from the kitchen to the bedroom? Q. Why hasn't NASA sent a woman to the moon? A. Because it doesn't need cleaning yet. Q. What's the advantage of having a Japanese wife? A. Your inlaws live in Tokyo. Q.What's the difference between a blonde and a roll of film? A. A roll of film can be developed. Q. Why won't there ever be a pregnant Barbie Doll? A. Because ken comes in a separate box. |
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