Random Quotes
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me: "He wanted me to tell him a story of my childhood."
Heather: "Sweet Jesus."
me: "I asked him what the cutoff for childhood was.  He said 22."
Heather: "Is nothing sacred?"
While smoking a clove cigarette:
"I like the way they crackle;  it kinda reminds me of... fire."
- Alaine
me: "While we were on the patio at a restaurant this homeless woman asked him for spare change and he proceeded to tell this story about how a cat annoyed a dog until one day the dog broke free from his chain and crushed the cat's skull in its jaw.  He concluded by saying, 'in other words don't bother me while I'm eating.' "
Patrick: "So basically he threatened a homeless woman with narrative violence...."
me: "C.U.S.A.T.A. keeps sending me stuff in the mail."
Sarah: "What is C.U.S.A.T.A.?"
me: "Capital University Student Art Therapy Association."
Sarah: "That's really long.  Why don't they shorten it?  Like... S.A.T.A.?"
me; "Hakuna matata?"
Randi: "Pina Colada?!?"
"___ is so adorable....  Like 10,000 puppies running down a hill."
- John
I was confused when Tom Brokaw said:
"Coming up next, 'Neighbor vs. Neighbor - the day after the night before.' "
The look on his face afterwards meant that apparently he didn't know what he just said either.
"In that photo, can you see his package?  I couldn't tell so I had to
stare at it for a while... but... not too much."
- John
"Hello, I'm a brutally cynical psychopath who happens to be emotionally unstable...
but I'm a really good kisser."
- anonymous
"My shoe size ranges from an 8 to a 10.5 or something.  I swear my feet change sizes with the waxing and waning of the moon.  Kinda like a werewolf.  Oh my god, I have 'werefeet!' "
- Bryan
The election is over,
The results are known,
The will of the people,
Has clearly been shown.

Lets all come together,
And show by our deeds,
That we will give Dubya,
The support that he needs.

Let's all come together,
Let bitterness pass,
I'll hug your elephant,
You kiss my ass.
- author unknown
Bryan testing me, in case of a crisis:
Bryan: "Now where do you go in case the zombies rise?"
me: "The Bexley Public Library."
Bryan: "And why is that?"
me: "Because it's built like a fortress."
Bryan: "And what do you do?"
me: "Grab all the food I can carry and any weapons I can find and wait for you to rescue me."
Bryan: "That's right.  Good girl."
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