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| Random Quotes |
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"Look - tiki lamps! That's such a fun word to say. Tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki...."
- me |
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After cutely smacking her lips:
"I approve of Krispy Kreme."
- Abby |
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"Look - Giant Eagle. *rar!*"
- Dad |
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"I didn't pay for your meal for you to be doing that shit to your ice cream."
- me to John, after he retrieves his melted ice cream out of the microwave |
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"It was a 'Cyclone of Terror'!"
- Alaine |
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"My body really likes chemicals."
- Cait |
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"Wax on, wax off."
- Abby about Dave's bald head |
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"I just want to go up to him with the watering can, drip a few drops of water on his bald head, and go 'Cha-cha-cha-chia!' "
- me about Dave's bald head |
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"My dog is just crazy. He throws himself down the stairs and then he's all dizzy and disoriented after he runs into the wall. That's when he looks like Stevie Wonder Dog."
- Alaine as she does an impersonation |
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"The four of us are hanging out later. You know - Abby, Sare, and me."
- Heather, a Gemini (TWINS, get it) |
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"With Heather, it's never a one-on-one date, it's a threesome."
- me, explaining astrology to Corey |
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"He wouldn't get it unless it was written in stone and smacked across his head."
- Abby about some stupid boy (we lost track) |
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Heather: "I'm from Massachusets, the Cape Cod area."
Jason: "Oh yeah? I spent some time there."
Heather: "Really? Which part?"
Jason: "You know, around Baltimore." |
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"You could be a groupie pretending to be a roadie. 'I can't lift that - it's to heavy for me.' *batts eyes* 'I love you!' "
- Tom |
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"I don't take advantage of people - just stupidity."
- Abby |
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"Someone needs to shake that baby until it shuts up."
- me |
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"We did NOT consent to breadsticks!"
- Ellen, yelling at the Fazolis drive-thru man |
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"I think lack of sleep is just as detrimental as a labotomy; both eat away at the part of your brain that is responsible for making good decisions."
- Abby |
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We discovered that some boys are dumber than rocks. After discovering several boys which qualified for rockish status, it just got too confusing so we made a chart to keep it straight. |
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Chart of Idiocy |
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Cockroaches |
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Rock |
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Taylor |
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Jason |
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Slime |
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Van Ness |
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