"The idea that God is an oversized
white male with a flowing beard who sits in the sky and tallies the fall
of every sparrow is ludicrous. But if by "God" one means the set of
physical laws that govern the universe, then clearly there is such a God.
This God is emotionally unsatisfying... it does not make much sense to pray
to the law of gravity."
[Carl Sagan]
The heretic Carl Sagan was,
of course, seized by a band of faithful Gravitists and dropped into a
Sacred Hole. The duration of his fall and his velocity when he hit
the bottom were revealed to the Gravitists by the Divine Freefall
Equations:
d(t) = d0 +
v0t + ½gt2
v(t) = v0 +
gt
a(t) = g
The values yielded by these
Equations have been proven to be universally correct when the evil
Air Resistance is ignored.
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