Victoria's
Secret, Playtex, and other companies create products called
"brassieres" or "bras" that cause women's breasts to defy Gravity!
Gravitist ladies, do not buy these or
other products from any of these companies! Remember, wanting the
ability to run or jump
without pain is not an excuse to
sin against Gravity!
United
Airlines, American
Airlines, and other companies
create the forbidden aircraft technology known as the "airplane"!
These aircraft substantially decrease the time required to travel to
various parts of the Earth, but they travel several
thousand feet above the ground! Remember, convenience is
not an excuse to sin against Gravity!
The True
Gravitational Church preaches
that nobody is worthy of being launched to the Sun or Jupiter, even
though these bodies have much stronger Gravitational forces!
Remember, religious perversion is
not an excuse to
sin against Gravity!
Pfizer
has been known to sell a product that causes certain parts of men's bodies to
defy Gravity, long after their body has already submitted itself to Its Will!
Gravitist men, the temptation to return to your younger, Gravity-defying self is
not an excuse to sin against Gravity!