I was at a show recently, and just about every person attending managed to piss me off or disgust me. Stupid people are hard to deal with, and their average IQ drops as their numbers grow. Here is a list of rules that I want to have enforced at shows.
1. Just because the sign says 'Coat Check', it doesn't mean that they won't take your backpack. Check the fuckin thing.
2. If you need earplugs, you're standing too close. Some people like it loud and you're wasting space at the front.
3. Don't sing along to songs that you don't know.
4. Pre-show preparations: take a shower and put on some fucking deodorant.
5. Just because I'm at the same show as you doesn't mean that I'm your friend.
6. If you wanna act stupid and push people around, get in the pit. If I'm standing far from the pit, don't fucking knock my beer out of my hand.
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