
| I'm Joey, a 26 year old vegetarian, and I drink.
My favorite sport is skiing. It just so happens to be the only sport I'm any good at. I'm also into BMX but I suck at it, my best trick being "applying the brakes". I'm also very into a lotta music, mainly heavier stuff, and I've been playing bass for something like 10 years. I live downtown in Old Montreal where the streets are made of stupid bricks from like the 1700's or something. Montreal is a kick ass place to live though, it's an amazing city. Except for those goddamned horses. Here's my personal stats like I've seen other people do on their sites. Yeah, I caved in to peer pressure, I'm just a wannabe. Age: 26 Sign: Sagitarius (Is that how it's spelled? Who cares?) Hair: 1.5 inches Eyes: Blue Likes: Hockey, porn, playstation, beer, whiskey, Jagermeister, girls, girls, girls. Dislikes: Basketball, cats, boy bands, fake anything (except boobs, they're science's gift to mankind), bad drivers, bad musicians who make good money, seafood, work, public transit, people who use public transit, scheisser movies, people who refer to heavy music as 'just noise', braggarts, billiards, hair on the soap, washing dishes, hangover dumps, winy people, unnecessary voicemail, people who say 'hi, it's me' (if you think I know your voice so well that you don't need to say your name, don't waste my time. Am I supposed to respond with 'hi, you'?), Kid Rock and all his cock-sucking midgets, American gun-toting hick attitudes, scooters, sand, peeling potatoes, the bible belt, bands that go soft over time, The Sopranos. |
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