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 *You Know You Like Chi and Phi Too Much When...* This list is just for fun and should not be taken seriously. If you have any submissions, just e-mail them to Chi. Also- please do not plagarize these because they took a long time to come up with. Entries #1-59 are written by Chi (with two by Phi: 55b, 59). The rest after that are submissions with their writer's name following the submission. 1. you paint your toe/finger nails green, red, or both to represent Chi and Phi. 2. you compose a song/poem about both or one of them. 3. you scour the Internet for anything containing them. 4. you're convinced that at Christmas, the red and green colors represent Chi and Phi. 5. you do your hair like theirs. 6. you make your Barbies outfits and hair like Chi and Phi's. 7. you make a Kakyuu Barbie too, so that Chi can spear her through. 8. you decide to write a play about Chi and Phi and film it using your Barbies. 9. you sign your name as "Chi" or "Phi". 10. someone says "Chi" or "Phi" and you answer, "Yes?" 11. everyone around you knows their full story because you've told it so many times. 12. you reminisce about the things they did as if you had done it yourself. 13. you actually think you are Chi or Phi. 14. you memorize the Greek alphabet just so you could find out where the letters chi and phi come in it. 15. you write to all the Fraternities and Sororities that contain either the letter chi or phi and thank them for their loyal allegiance and for recognizing the greatest pair of senshi. 16. you try to form your own Fraternity/Sorority called Chi Phi. 17. you are devestated when it doesn't happen and brainwash yourself into believing there is one called that. 18. you have the manga featuring them just for the fact that they are in it. 19. you photocopy the pages they appear on and blow them up so you can wallpaper your room with them. 20. you put suns up as decoration in your room amid the comic book photocopied wallpaper. 21. your computer wallpaper is of Chi and Phi. 22. you wear only red and/or green. 23. you wear only outfits like theirs. 24. you wonder why everyone looks at you and comments "It's not Halloween." 25. you wonder what they did in their spare time and how their lives were. 26. you make a shrine on the web for them. 27. you memorize the lines they say in the manga and quote them. 28. you can say their lines in Japanese perfectly, although other than that, you can hardly speak Japanese. 29. you can say their lines in any language. 30. you get aggravated at those who believe there really is a Sailor X just because chi in the Greek alphabet looks like an X, but is the letter chi, get it? 31. you flame the Sailor X websites. 32. you write fan-fics about Chi and Phi. 33. you dress up for Halloween like them (if you're not wearing their outfits year-round). 34. you think that the grocery store Alpha-Beta would still be here and would've had much success if only they had named their store Chi-Phi or something to that effect, instead. 35. a lot of the stuff you buy are in the colors red and/or green. 36. you develop an alternate universe with yourself as Chi or Phi. 37. you write ballads of 'your' deeds. 38. even Trekkies are scared of you. 39. you can identify with The Spice Girls on a certain level, because like Chi and Phi, they are truly evil. 40. you carry a spear-like weapon around with you. 41. you spear anyone who objects to your carrying of this weapon. 42. you demand more attention for Chi and Phi. You compare them to Star Wars's Boba Fett in that although he wasn't a major character he was still pretty cool and has a strong fan following, which you wish Chi and Phi would have. 43. you make the first website all about Chi and Phi. 44. you make a list like this about Chi and Phi. 45. every night you have at least one dream about them, and most often you are one of them in the dream. 46. you take remarks like "Chi weirdo", "Phi freak", "obsessive moonie", etc. as compliments. 47. you make attempts at removing peoples' starseeds. 48.you wish you could've speared Chibiusa (oh wait- I forgot! That applies to everyone!) J/K! 49. you refer to any enemy as Sailormoon (since she killed Chi and Phi). 50. you wish you knew when Chi and Phi's birthdays were. 51. you wonder if Chi and Phi were Laverne and Shirley which one would be which. 52. when eating your "ABC" pasta, you make sure to spell out Chi and Phi as much as possible. 53. you construct pez dispensers that resemble Chi and Phi and actually work! 54. you get your life confused with Chi and Phi's. 55. you make stupid jokes like: a)What do you call a futuristic book that Phi is reading? A sci-phi. b)What is Chi's favorite sport? Chi-aking. 56. drawing o's you make them look like little suns. :) 57. you consider spending an enormous amount of money for the 6th SM artbook just for the page that has a picture of Chi and Phi. 58. you will never look at a chia pet in the same way again. 59. you listen to "Beautiful Darkness" over and over just because you THINK Chi, Phi, and Theta sing in it. -_-;;; 60. you find out that they DON'T sing in it and get upset until you get the musical cd that they DO sing in, and put the songs on repeat. 61. you only sing at their parts. (As sad as this sounds, the last three have been done... u__u;;) 62. suddenly dying your hair red/green doesn't seem that weird anymore. (Sailorultimate) 63. you only eat the new Red and Green colored vanilla wafers. (PapillonGlitter) 64. you are so upset that they didn't appear in the anime that you create a whole new season of SM with new villains, story plots, and other characters. Then, you practice copying the anime drawing style for every character that is going to be in this new season you've created. You draw cels of the new characters in this season, too. Then you draw cels for every scene in the new season. You draw flipbooks of each cel. You take a video camera, video tape yourself moving the flipbooks on the camera, and do the voices and sound effects for each character in the background. You then make copies and sell these on the Internet as the new season of anime. And also, Sailor Chi and Phi can have more lines. (Jen) 65. you search all over in shoe stores for shoes exactly like Chi and Phi's. (Sailor Platinum Wolf) 66. you turn a jewelry shop upside down looking for sun earrings. (Sailor Platinum Wolf) 67. you pay a seamstress to make you outfits EXACTLY like Chi and Phi's. (Sailor Platinum Wolf) 68. you make staffs like Chi and Phi's in art camp, then try to get your best friend to carry one of the staffs and put on one of the outfits the seamstress made. (Sailor Platinum Wolf) 69. when your friend refuses, you slap on a pair of bracelets, and try to take her starseed. (Sailor Platinum Wolf) 70. your mother finally gets SO fed up with it all, she puts you in a hospital, and while you lay around in the padded cell you say to yourself, "Galaxia-sama will get me out." (Sailor Platinum Wolf) 71. you search the internet for cheap tapes of the two stars musicals featuring, Chi, Phi and Theta. 71. you buy four stars musicals because even though two are basically the same as the others, they are just different enough. 72. the reason you bought the musicals in the first place was so you can cosplay as one of them. (Actually completed this year! ~Steph) |