Top Tips

The inspiration for this page comes from "top tips" and "readers brainwaves" type pages from various magazines. What it will actually contain is a selection of fatuous ideas thought up by Alwyn and myself that have made us laugh.

As an example: To look instantly thinner, stand with people much fatter than yourself.

Sort of a tip, or maybe an anti-tip:
"I'd make a great writer, me. My handwriting is great."
Charlie, Big Brother 2007
Yes, love, of course that makes you the next J K Rowling ...