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Note: You have to read this page from the bottom up in order to get the story straight!! December 200431st December 2004 29th December 2004 28th December 2004 26th December 2004 Here's Philip as the Phantom Flan Flinger: And Alwyn with his new best friend - Iggy: I also have a video of "Elvin Pelvin", that I will publish here as soon as I work out how to do it! 24th December 2004 23rd December My car has a gremlin. The digital clock goes a bit barmy from time to time. It's been good for a while, then it started to get the hour wrong, although the minutes were still correct. Today for some reason it got to 2400 (at lunchtime, mind you) and then kept counting. See the photographs below:
A random memory from the pond weed of my mind .... Sometime prior to 23rd December .... 17th December 2004 November 2004A novel experience to report for this month. I was teaching Excel to a class this month. All the students were quietly working through an exercise when I heard a funny noise. It sounded like someone cutting their nails. I did a brief tour of the computer lab and discovered that one of the students was indeed cutting their nails (fingers not toes, thankfully). When I asked them if they would please NOT cut their nails during class, the look I received would not have been amiss if I had requested that they stood on their head!! Whatever happened to sleeping? Now sleeping is a time-honoured and acceptable classroom pastime!! During November, Alwyn and I decided to go on a "booze cruise". (Actually it was a coach trip through the Eurotunnel, but "booze cruise" scans better.) We met the coach at 6.00 AM in Pontypridd and started our journey down to Dover. The coach wasn't very full and we had had the foresight to take pillows with us so we slept most of the way there. It was about lunchtime by the time the coach dropped us off at a shopping mall in Calais. The mall is mostly taken up with a massive Carrefour and also has two levels of shops and boutiques including, slightly bizarrely, Tesco and C&A. As it was lunchtime, we decided fairly quickly that we needed something to eat. We happened upon a lovely "pub" on the lower level of the mall which served excellent food from the Alsace region of France and also just happened to have its own brewery. (Can you see where this story is headed?) The food and the beer were so good that we ended up spending rather more time in this hostelry than we should have done. The alcoholic fog cleared sufficiently for us to recall that we had actually come to France to do some Christmas shopping. It was at that point that we realised that we had left ourselves about 40 minutes max to buy things, pay for them and get back to our coach .... Can you imagine a "supermarket sweep" (trolley dash), except the supermarket is packed and the two contestants are rather more than half cut? Well that, dear readers, was myself and Alwyn. Despite our somewhat desperate circumstances we still managed to get an exceptional deal on several cases of beer and a couple of cases of wine. Mmmmmm, beer. Ahhhh, we had fun, as we always do, but next time we're going to spend MORE time shopping and LESS time in the pub! 13th and 14th November Here's the four of us doing what we generally do best - or do the most anyway!
Alwyn and I in Regents Park.
There were a large number of herons in Regents Park and they were a lot tamer than the ones we see on the river near us. They were quite happy to stand and have their photograph taken.
Madam Tussauds was great fun. The waxworks are superb, but the Chamber of Horrors was the bit that is most memorable for the four of us! Part of the Chamber of Horrors is populated with live actors whose job it is to jump around the place and generally scare the bejeezus out of the visitors. As we were entering this section, Graham kept saying "It's OK; they are only actors." We were shuffling along in the dark having already had a good scare from what we thought was a waxwork which turned out to be an actor, when there was a kerfuffle up ahead. The next thing, Graham ("It's OK; they are only actors.") came hurtling down the corridor towards us being chased by a "mental patient" complete with straight-jacket. Laugh?! I nearly had a heart attack! By the time we got out of that particular section, my blood pressure had rocketed and I was sweating cobs! What a laugh! October 2004I had whooping cough and was off work for six weeks in total. I coughed so much I cracked a couple of ribs. I do not want to do that ever ever again! Alwyn and I spent two weeks in America in August. We started off with his family in Winston Salem, North Carolina and Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Then Alwyn and I had a couple of days in Las Vegas, where we managed to win $750 on roulette!!! Following this we spent a couple of days with my brother and his family in San Jose. Great holiday!! We got back to the UK, spent a fortnight in work and then went to Majorca for a week. Majorca was hot and humid and full of icky British citizens. We had fun, but were glad to come home!! Photographs of us in Majorca. June 2004I've been off work for nearly two weeks with a terrible chest infection. I've never suffered a chest infection before and I sincerely hope I do not ever have another! Alwyn and I are planning our summer hols. We have flights booked to and from North Carolina, which is where Alwyn's sister and brother in law live. We are hoping to go to Las Vegas, New Orleans or perhaps New York and then on to San Jose as it is Mark's 40th birthday this August! Since my last allotment report, we have managed to clear a second bed which now contains runner beans - which are doing quite well, mange tout - which don't seem to like it there, and brussels sprouts - which are coming along pretty well. We still have about a dozen courgette plants in pots in the garden and will need to dig ANOTHER bed for those! Mark and Sian had another boy at the end of May. His name is Christopher and he is gorgeous! I have put the latest pic of the three boys onto "My Family" page. May 2004I've been extremely remiss and haven't yet added anything to my diary for this year! I'm waiting for a phone call from America, where Mark and Sian are awaiting the birth of their third child - any minute!! Alwyn and I got a puppy in March, a Jack Russell Terrier. We called her Maddy and she is living up to her name by being completely MAD. Her antics alternately drive us crazy and keep us doubled up with laughter. Last month we signed up for an allotment. We were very excited about it until we discovered it had ten years of grass, brambles and nettles growing on it! We have managed to strim/hack/slash down almost all of the grass and most of the brambles - thanks to Michael and Daniel for their help there. The actual digging and planting bit is taking somewhat longer as we have to cut all the "turf" off the top, pull out the couch grass roots, break up the clods and then manure and rake it all for planting. We managed to prepare a fair size bed and have planted about 150 onions in it. I'm hoping we can get on and prepare beds for the runner beans and mange tout before long, as these are languishing in pots in the garden! |
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