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Dictionary - The only place where divorce comes before marriage

COLLEGE - A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

ECSTASY -  A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

OFFICE - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

YAWN - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

ETC… - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

COMMITTEE - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done      together.

CLASSIC - A book which people praise, but do not read.

MARRIAGE - It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.

WORRY - Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

EXPERIENCE - The name men give to their mistakes.

ATOM BOMB - An invention to end all inventions.

PHILOSOPHER - A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

DIPLOMAT - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST - A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

PESSIMIST - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

MISER - A person who lives poor so that he can die rich

FATHER -  A banker provided by nature.

CRIMINAL - A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.

BOSS - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN - One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

DOCTOR - A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

S/W ENGINEER - Who is paid for reading this .

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