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Urination has been around as long as I can remember... As an art form it has gotten little recognition and the act of urinating has long since been confused with taking a leak or pissing. For the benefit of the less educated I will attempt to operationalize 'Urination'.Urination is a beautiful moment in which an individual becomes harmonious with the natural functions of one's body. People enjoy urinating and in fact, homosapiens evolved with the Pee ability for this reason. In other words we wouldn't have turned into peeers if we didn't like it!! Urination is also a great stress reliever! In polite conversation the act of urinating is refered to as Peeing. For example: One would not say to a complete stranger, "I have to urinate...immediately...". Instead the individual in polite hipster fashion would say "Hey man, I gotta go Pee.". The inflexion of voice would give emphasis to the words 'hey' and 'man'. This would thus indicate to the observer that a certain expediency is necessary. The phrase "I've got to bleed my lizard" is profanity!! Any bleeding of the 'Lizard' is strictly bad news and will not be elaborated on further.
In every individual there is a urinator. The average person urinates approximately 2 to 3 times daily. For those brief moments you are a urinator, however there is only one true "Urinator" and that's me. How I achieved this status is another story... Many people consider themselves 'Pissers'. I am not one of those. Pissing is a vile and disgusting act whereas Urination is the essence of life itself!