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10. The Longest Pee
A simpleton could do this one. It all comes down to bladder size and control. Not very challenging,
yet some how it remains popular. Curious.
9. The Distance Pee
To make this one interesting, try closing your eyes so that you can't "see where you pee". Even more
fun if you run around a little!!
8. The Height Pee
Find the tallest structure and pee 'til your bladder's content. If you're good you'll time it so that you're
done before the pee impacts!!
7. The Mail Box Pee
I love this one. Pee all over someone's mailbox! If you're adventurous, pee inside someone's mailbox
and then their mail gets all stinky like!!
6. The BathTub Pee
Self explanitory. If you save it up and you've got enough people you might be able to fill it!!
5. The 'Try Not To Pee On Your Shoes' Pee
A lot more difficult than it sounds! There's been many a night I've dreaded the thought of leaving the
campfire for fear that my feat will return soaking wet. Best to just wait until morning if that's the case.
4. The Tent Pee
A personal favourite. I enjoy the freedom of destroying one's own sleeping arrangements. It makes the
morning after all the more exciting when you find that you slept in the tent anyways!!
3. The 'Smokey The Bear' Pee
Put out your fire with this fun filled gag! I love the sizzle and pop sound the coals make as ya' pee on 'em.
Just remember it is a big no no to stand downwind...just trust me on this one...
2. The Constant Fluids Pee
This one I ranked second because I do it every Hipster function. It requires an intense amount of
concentration! First you got to get yourself a drink; I prefer a bottle of beer. You then proceed to consume
the beverage at a constant rate equal to that of what you pee. I can do this one standing on the edge of
Flirtinator's balcony, a beer bottle held between my teeth (no hands holding it in place) whilst peeing in
various directions and humming one of my favourite tunes.
1. The "GROUP URINATION"
The mystical Group Urination has been witnessed by a select few. It embodies the very life blood of the Hipsters.
With every Group Urination the very soul of the Hipster organization is said to flow from the Pee area. Witnesses
have testified to seeing great miracles occur during the Divine Moment. Old men who have been blind all their lives
suddenly are able to talk like you and me! Young verile virgins are said to spontaneously loose their innocense! The
area of Pee is said to have sprouted large trees and even dense shrubberies. Although many of these myths are yet to
be substantiated, we in the Hipster Movement believe it to be true, or at least a close approximation there of.