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February 2003 -
Things That Make Me Smile - 2003

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Things That Get On My *#@!ing Nerves - 2002

October 2002 -
"You're How Old?"

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"Yo Quiero a Break"

June 2002 -
"My Inner 11 Year-Old is Pleased"

March 2002 -
"100-Mile Resolution"

 

June 2002

My Inner 11 Year-Old is Pleased

 

 

Come on... you didn't expect me to not comment on Spider-Man, did you?

Short version: I liked it.

"Bitchin' view"Long version: Back in early 1986, an 11 year-old boy read in a comic industry news magazine (might have been Comics Journal, though I couldn't say for sure anymore), in trustworthy black-and-white, that a Spider-Man movie was being worked on, and that said movie would be out by the end of that year.

Needless to say, it didn't happen that year. And the 11 year-old -- that was me, in case you haven't figured it out yet -- has therefore waited 16 years to see this freakin' movie. Lightsaber-rattling, action figure-collecting Star Wars fanatics got nothing on me.

As I write this, Spider-Man has made better than $334 million at the US box office, and has yet to be released in the UK. It's the #6 moneymaking movie of all time, and it'll almost surely be in the Top 5 before we get too far into June (bye-bye, Jurassic Park). And, y'know, it doesn't matter that inflation makes that ranking questionable at best, and downright fallacious at worst. It's still pretty damn cool. And not too shabby for a movie property that was stuck in legal hell for 10 years or so.


"... It's obvious almost from the outset that the camera is most assuredly Raimi's bitch"

There are reasons for its success of course, not the least of which being the familiarity of the character to the man on the street. Beyond that, the direction was fabulous. I'm no film student, nor am I a hardcore Sam Raimi fan (I found his Evil Dead movies to be campy fun, but that was about it), but it's obvious almost from the outset that the camera is most assuredly Raimi's bitch. Whenever Spider-Man swings through the city -- particularly in the 30-45 second montage at the end -- the effect of the camera swirling around him, juking back and forth, zooming in and out, is nearly as disorienting as we imagine tagging along with Spidey would be.

Behold!  It is I, the secret love child of the Power Rangers and the Coneheads!And the cast was about as close to perfect as you can get. Tobey Maguire -- who I'd never heard of before he landed this role -- was absolutely the right guy for the job, and Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin was a casting coup almost on par with Jack Nicholson's role as the Joker in the first Batman. I doubt anyone who's read the comic could have suggested a better actor, both in terms of looks and talent, for the role of the movie's bad guy. Sure it's kind of distracting how much he looks like a Power Ranger in that costume, but the only other real option was to turn him into a green monster. And while that may have been preferable to the grownups, it would have made the movie even scarier for the kids it was largely targeted towards.

Both of the stars are almost overshadowed, however, by JK Simmons, who brings Daily Bugle publisher J. Jonah Jameson to life. Simmons is on-screen for maybe ten minutes of the film, but he manages to steal every scene he's in. Even in the comic book, JJJ is kind of a ridiculous character, but Simmons makes the camp work. Brilliant.

Yeah, James Franco, who plays Peter Parker's buddy, Harry Osborn, is kind of wooden. But he does look a lot like Dafoe, who plays his dad. By and large there are far more hits than misses in this movie's casting.

One character that falls somewhere in the middle of 'hit' and 'miss' is Kirsten Dunst's Mary Jane Watson. This isn't entirely Dunst's (try saying that out loud) fault, as the script doesn't give her much to do besides play the rather bland pretty girl next door-cum-damsel in distress. Anybody who's read the comic can tell you.... That's not Mary Jane Watson. Mary Jane Watson is the life of the party, and knows it. MJ calls every guy she meets 'tiger' because there are just too damn many of them to keep track of. Before the movie had been cast, there was some talk of Kate Hudson playing Mary Jane, and that would have been brilliant, I think. Certainly Hudson's role as Penny Lane in Almost Famous was about as close to the 'real' Mary Jane as anybody's ever likely to get.

"I should have been Mary Jane."Dunst does manage to squeeze one surprisingly good moment out of her role when she subtly lets Peter know that she's aware of his feelings for her, but otherwise they could have gotten almost any other competent young actress to read these lines. Hopefully Raimi will give her more to do in the inevitable sequels. Dunst has been acting since she was a fetus, I'm sure she can handle a more complex part.

The special effects were, of course, amazing. The movie cost well over $100 million to make, and it shows. There are times that the CGI shows through -- particularly in the early scenes, before Peter gets into costume -- but it's usually impossible to tell where Tobey Maguire ends and his stunt doubles or the computer imaging begins. This allows Spider-Man to move just like he does in the comics -- as opposed to, say, Batman, who barely moved at all. That kind of stuff is important to us comic geeks, and it's swell to see a comic movie for once that doesn't look like the producers sent the real comic guys out for donuts and coffee while the aesthetic decisions were being made.

So yeah, as a fan and as a moviegoer, I'm happy with Spider-Man. The story is dense, and there may be a little too much lovey-dovey stuff between Peter and MJ to consistently hold the interest of the 10-and-under crowd, but on the whole I'd say Raimi and Co. done good. The movie certainly knocked the socks off that 11 year-old who's been waiting patiently since 1986.

Bring on the sequels, I say.

- Russ, 5/28/02


Thanks to the Internet Movie Database (www.imdb.com) for providing the numbers, and to former Spider-Man editor and current comic writer Christopher Priest (www.digital-priest.com) for crystallizing my thoughts on Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane.

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