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February 2003 -
Things That Make Me Smile - 2003

December 2002 -
Things That Get On My *#@!ing Nerves - 2002

October 2002 -
"You're How Old?"

August 2002 -
"Yo Quiero a Break"

June 2002 -
"My Inner 11 Year-Old is Pleased"

March 2002 -
"100-Mile Resolution"

 

May 2003

How to Be an Ex-Patriot

 

"Can someone please tell me what I did with my pants?"Over the past 28 years of walking this planet, my politics have been characterized almost entirely by well-practiced apathy. Probably because politics is -- generally speaking -- about as exciting as watching a dog turd decompose, but also because my family never rammed their politics down my throat as a child (thanks mom, thanks dad). Also, I spent most of my formative years in Reagan's 80's, where the government was a grandfatherly old man with a steady voice and a love of jellybeans. Likeable and so, so distant that you couldn't decide whether to not believe all the nasty stuff that was supposedly going on behind the scenes of that administration, or to just not care.

Now, whether it's because I exist within spitting distance of D.C., or because all of us are living out that old Chinese curse about living in interesting times, I'm starting to become very interested in politics. Though maybe "interested in" isn't what I mean to say; maybe what I really mean is "concerned with".

Shortly after the WTC, the Pentagon, and an empty field in Pennsylvania caught those passenger planes back in September of 2001, the US government rushed out something they called the USA PATRIOT Act (more specifically, the "Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism" Act of 2001... no, I'm not making this up). The Act expanded the federal government's powers in regards to taking down terrorists both domestic and foreign, providing an expanded definition of "terrorist" while it was at it. At the time, it seemed like a good idea. And it probably was. Probably, all the civil rights abuses that have stemmed from the Act ('suspected terrorists' vanishing into camps at Guantanamo Bay without due process or explanation, for example) are outweighed by the bad guys the Act has allowed us to catch. The public is never likely to know one way or the other though, because the present administration keeps plugging their ears and shouting "Lalalalala, I can't hear you!" whenever anyone -- including Congress -- asks what they and the Office of Homeland Security are doing with the powers granted them by the Act.

Still with me? Have we entered decomposing-dog-turd territory yet? Hang in there, because this is where it gets juicy.

Back in February, a draft legislative proposal was leaked from the Justice Department. This proposal, called the Domestic Security Enhancement Act of 2003, but more memorably dubbed "Patriot Act II" by the media, further expands on the powers granted in its predecessor. Forget that only a week earlier Justice had been denying that any such proposal was in the works. Forget that the first Patriot Act was only supposed to be a temporary response to an extreme situation in our country, one that would go away once said situation was resolved. Forget all of that. Because the thing that has my panties in a bunch, the thing that makes me understand what it was like for people living back in the McCarthy and Nixon eras, is the fact that JD wants to give Homeland Security the power to strip Americans of their citizenship.

Citizenship is THE basic right of all Americans from which all the others extend. The worst serial murderer on death row still retains his citizenship. But if Homeland Security determines -- through processes and investigations that they are in no way obligated to share with anybody -- that you have provided "material support" to a suspected terrorist group, they can put your buttocks on the first plane out of the country, without even so much as a "See ya."

Hypothetical situation:

I can crane my neck around 180 degrees and enjoy the pulse and squirming of living flesh in my beak.  I would kick Winnie the Pooh's ass.Say you've always had a soft spot for spotted owls. You know their habitats are slowly being turned into heavy bond Xerox paper, and you want to help out. So you write a fifty-dollar check to an environmental agency called HOOTT (Helping Our Owls and Their Trees). HOOTT gladly accepts your check and then spends the next three years filling your mailbox with solicitations for even more money.

Then, one fine day in August, HOOTT puts on a peaceful demonstration, forming a human barricade between a forest full of spotted owls and the lumbermen who are intent on tearing it up. The lumbermen work on an hourly wage and are understandably upset about these hippie treehuggers interfering with their livelihood. And so a riot breaks out. During this riot, one of the lumbermen is accidentally killed.

The nation is outraged at those no-good radical environmentalists, orphaning children and widowing wives for the sake of their stupid owls, and so Homeland Security decides that HOOTT now qualifies as a terrorist organization, despite the fact that no harm was intended. After shipping a bunch of people who participated in the demonstration off to Guantanamo, HS's accountants begin sifting through HOOTT's numbers.

And find your name sitting right in the middle of a pile of past contributions.

Next thing you know, you're not an American anymore. You gave up the right to be one when you gave "material support" to a terrorist organization, despite your ignorance that HOOTT would ever be branded one, and despite the common sense conclusion that they're not actually in the terror business. You're arrested, debriefed on your role in HOOTT's anti-American schemes, and put on the next plane to Canada. Hope you like the cold.

Farfetched? Yeah, probably. But this is the kind of power Patriot Act II wants to give to Homeland Security. The power to (a) decide for itself, with no outside input or oversight, what constitutes a terrorist organization or a "lone wolf" terrorist, and (b) revoke American citizenship over what they determine (see how they get to make all the decisions?) is material support to said terrorists. It doesn't matter whether they would ever actually do something so extreme as the scenario above, only that they intend to give themselves the power to do it. And to do it legally.

That's not even the worst part of this Patriot Act/Patriot Act II business. The worst part came on April 9th, when The New York Times reported that Utah Representative Orrin Hatch had authored a proposal to make the original Patriot Act permanent. That is, this legislation, intended to offer extreme powers to government agencies during a time of extreme distress in our nation, may be made an everlasting part of American law. Kinda like if New York City had instituted martial law in the weeks following 9/11, and that martial law was still in effect in 2010.

The Patriot Act originally had a "sunset" date of 2005, because even at the peak of America's grief and outrage over 9/11 the legislature understood that these were extreme measures for extreme times. I don't want to beat this next point into the ground, because I think it's one of those comparisons that's too easy to make and maybe gets thrown around so much that it doesn't make a dent in our collective psyche anymore, but consider this...

Before World War II, Adolf Hitler instituted extreme legislation to deal with Germany's floundering economy and social problems in the wake of World War I. These were announced as temporary measures, guidelines meant only to see them out of that troubled time. They would be repealed when they were no longer needed. By the time the Germans woke up to the fact that the temporary measures had become the law of the land, they were knee-deep in a world war. I don't think that could happen here. I think America is too loud and boisterous and just generally unwieldy to let it happen. But I'll bet the Germans thought it couldn't happen to them either.

To bring this down to my usual level for a moment, there's a line in the Guns N' Roses song, "Civil War". It goes, "You can't trust freedom when it's not in your hand." If even Axl Rose can figure that out, it oughtta be obvious to the rest of us. I'm not telling you to join a rally and storm the White House. I'm not even telling you how to think on this Patriot Act business. I'm just saying we've got to be aware of these things, or the bad guys and the power mongers -- whoever they may be -- will get exactly what they want.

Things are only going to get more "interesting" (thank you China) from here on in. Don't let yourself be apathetic, and don't just assume that none of this stuff could ever touch you. History has shown us, that isn't the case at all.

 

- Russ, 5/16/03

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