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A couple of my favorite song lyrics from those great Auzy troubadours
DAAS =
Doug Anthony All Stars
Krishna (
Riding Shotgun on the Stagecoach of my Life ).
Set 'em up, break 'em down
And pass the cup around
It's the last that we will share for quite some time
I've shaved my hair - wear a dress
I've left my bonny wife
I've got Krishna riding shotgun on the stagecoach of my life
[Chorus]
My sweet lord rama rama
Got my ticket to Nirvana
It's a commune just left of county Cork
Share a pint with me lord Shiva
As we read the Bhagavad Gita
I'll have Krishna riding shotgun on the stagecoach of my life -of my life
Well I used to be a cattle prod for Jesus
And L. Ron Hubbard took me in some too
I was a moonie, loved Charles Manson
But they are not as handsome
As the godhead whose skin is shining blue,
[Chorus]
Hari Hari Ha Hooray!
I chant it every day
with my virtue tucked proudly in my lap
And I pray all night to Krishna
'Cause he's a damned good listener
And he never ever ever answers back
[Chorus]
And when Irish eyes are trying to make the Pommies pay
We'll get Krishna and his shotgun to join the IRA , the IRA - the IRA
Hari Hari Ha Hooray!
Skinhead Sooty
Sooty's all grown up he's not a puppet anymore
He's interested in getting pissed and passing out on the floor
He grassed Basil Brush with a bottle of Stout
And threw a dart in Sweep's eyes before he ripped it out Who's that walking on air?
Bouncing down the street without a care
It's skinhead Sooty with a killer xylophone
Blood-soaked bovver boots and a racist attitude
A mean fucking mother's son, not afraid of anyone
Got the others on the run
Here he comes, here he comes
Sooty the skinhead
Oi! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Oi! Sooty's got a tattoo and he's gone and shaved his head
He's dating muppets half his age and getting 'em into bed
He says his old friends are all miserable pricks
They're married now, or dead, or gone all mentally sick
Who's that walking on air?
Bouncing down the street without a care
Well, the hunt caught up with Basil Brush and he got clubbed to death
Bill and Ben got Little Weed and smoked it in the shed
Zebedee OD'ed on E and now he's pushing clover
Dougall blindly humps the leg of his owner...
"I say! What's that tune?" said Dougall. "Last post, damn splinter! Ow!"
Buddy is a bigot, the Clangers flew away
The Thunderbirds are puppets - NO!
And Andy Pandy's gay - and proud people, and proud! Who's causing havoc on the docks
In a pair of bright red braces and cherry red Docs?
It's Skinhead Sooty, with a killer xylophone
With a blood-soaked Stanley knife and a racist attitude
He'll wait until you're all alone
Smash your skull, break your bones
Send the pieces to your home
He's a one, all in fun
Sooty the Skinhead
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, OI! |
