10/20/02
by RumpleTeazer
Two British inventors have recently unveiled their brilliant creation, the telephone tooth! Also known as the "molar mobile," this nifty little gadget will allow you to receive phone calls, radio stations and even verbal websites.
Unfortunately, you will have to have it installed into one of your molars by your dentist, but once it is you can enjoy the benefits of never having to turn off your phone or have others eavesdropping on your conversations. You can even take it swimming with you!
These two masterminds, James Auger, 31 and Jimmy Loizeau, 34, have clearly come up with an ingenious new technology that can be used by everyone, from secret government spies to sports fanatics.
The best feature of this new phone, however, is the fact that the user can only receive calls, and can not talk back. I must admit I'm very excited about that! I'm even planning to fly to Dublin tomorrow to pick up one of the very first... For my mother-in-law.
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