(Blake, man... Robert Blake! You know, that guy from Columbo?)
by RumpleTeazer
It would appear that Robert Blake -star of one of those crappy 70's TV detective programs- has finally made his way back on the tube. Unlike most of his counterparts, he has come up with a fool proof plan of getting the airtime craved by so many washed up, has been actors. He got himself accused of killing his wife.
Unfortunately for him, no one really cares. A fact that obviously went unnoticed by Blake, who appeared in the courtroom primped up and ready to rock, with his bad Elvis hair cut and his dime store cowboy boots. A brief debate over whether media cameras should be aloud in the courtroom during the trial, was quickly dispelled due to lack of interest. The original worry, that the case would take on tones the OJ Simpson trial and result in an unfair trial of Blake, are now mute.
However, if you happen to be one of the ten people who actually give a rats ass as to how this trial will turn out, you might want to check the National Enquirer, I'm sure they will have the complete story. As for me, I'll be busy watching Frasier.
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