The UkeKitsune Mailing List Round Robin
Part 6 - by Maisarah

"Bad boy needs to be taught a lesson."

Everyone: *swooooooooooon*

The silver haired man smirked as he removed his coat and loosened his tie. Slowly he climbed onto the table and ontop of the shaking boy. Muraki leaned forward and was about to press his lips against Rukawa's when...

"Er... one more question..."

Muraki stared at the squirming boy below him. "Eh?"

"Who's this Great One you guys are talking about?"

The older man sweatdropped. "Listen pretty boy. That's not important. It's none of your concern okay? You're just a sacrifice." Muraki said, getting impatient.

Then he thrust his face forward to kiss Rukawa.

"Wait!" Rukawa yelped out.

Muraki pressed his lips together agitatedly. "What.is.it.this.time?"

"Since I'm the sacrifice, shouldn't I have the right to know?"

The silver haired man took a deep breath. Forcing a smile, Muraki said "Because."

Eddie: whaaat?! is that it?! that's lame!
Maisarah: *vein popped* urusai!

With that, Muraki, once again, attempted to kiss the boy.

"WAAAAIITTTT!!!"

"What is it this time?!!" Muraki screamed, veins starting to pop out all over his forehead. He jumped off the table, crossed his arms and began tapping his foot impatiently. /Bloody distractions.../

Muraki: You know I can just finish off everyone with magic or something...
Maisarah: You know I can just delete your existence in this fic...
Muraki: Please continue ^_^;;;

It was Sawakita. "How come you get to go first?"

Muraki sighed. "Because I'm the coolest one among all of you..."

Everyone in the dungeon fell twitching on the floor.

Anduril: Erm... coolest among all?
Maisarah: Weeeellllll... he is kinda...
Other semes: *sends Maisarah a death glare*

After picking themselves up, everyone started arguing on who should be first, why they should be first, yadda yadda...

"YOSH! I got it!"

Everyone turned to the source of the voice. It belonged to a tall man with long fiery red hair and ruby eyes. He, like Maki, was wearing a leather jacket and tight leather pants. Carelessly he tossed aside his cigarette butt.

Chache: *mumbles* smoking's bad for your health you know... 'sides throwing out a lit cigarette like that can start a fire *continues grumbling/mumbling/lecturing*
Maisarah: -_-;;;

"Well what is it Gojyo?"

The man called Gojyo smirked. "We draw lots."

Sendoh: Drawing lots for MY Kaede?! No!!! Never!!! I will not permit this!!! I shall fight for my....
Maisarah: *ties sen to a pole*

Reluctantly, everyone agreed. It would take time but it was the best way to ensure fairness.

But as everyone was busy drawing lots at the other corner of the dungeon, a certain apeman silently approached Rukawa. He reached inside his coat and slowly pulled out a knife...

*eerie, dramatic music in the background*
Maisarah: Eh?! Where did THAT come from?!
Kataren: eheheh i thought it might help enhance the atmosphere... ^____^
Maisarah: *stuff kataren in a gunny bag*

"Shh..." Uozumi said, his voice low, eyes darting around nervously.

Skillfully, he cut off the ropes holding Rukawa down to the table.

"Eh?" Rukawa asked, puzzled. "Why are you helping me?"

The apeman sighed. "Because I still need you to work for me. Business has been increasing ever since you came. Men and women come all around Paris to see your pretty face.." /Not to mention you've got a cute butt/

Rukawa: Okay that was gross.
Maisarah ^________^
Eddie: Question! Why is he walking around with a knife?
Maisarah: Cuz he's a chef?

Meanwhile, the others were still unaware of what was going on. They were busy arguing for a second draw.

Rukawa and his boss monkey secretly sneaked out of the dungeon. Up a long winding staircase. Under a dark stinky tunnel. Across a river. After what seemed like eternity they soon approached the main door. But they were in for a surprise. Just as Rukawa opened the door, he was greeted by a chubby man. A chubby white haired man. A chubby white haired man he had met just few weeks ago. A chubby white haired...

Everyone: Are you done??!
Maisarah: eheheh ^_^;;;

"Anzai!" Uozomi yelped out in surprise.

"Ho.. ho.. ho.."