The UkeKitsune Mailing List Round Robin
Part 5 - by Anduril

"STOP!" Another voice that didn't belong to those
yaoi-rabid fangirls echoed the whole dungeon.

Everyone groaned.

UKML: *groan* WHY!!!

The voice belonged to the knight in shinning armour
that just arrived in Paris a week ago. How in the
world he got into the dungeon off the Paris
countryside in the first place, nobody knew for sure.

Sen: You made me the saviour! *glompz Anduril*
Anduril: Can't...breathe...

"Why?" Maki asked the newly-acquired member.

"Well... should we consult the rule-book first?" he
asked.

Kataren: Ano... since when Sendoh follow rules anyway?
Sensen: My Kitsune is about to get ravished. Any
excuse is good enough. sshhh.....

"Why?"

"Because... these kind of tyre doesn't come once every
year. Our sexual sacrifice had to be perfect. If not,
The Great One will not grant our wish!" Sendoh
explained.

"You!" Rukawa recognised him as his lord's son, the
one who lives in the castle on top of the hill in his
village. "You're here!"

Sendoh smiled. "Yes, my dear... I'm here."

"Wipe that smile off your face cos I still need to
beat you up when you paid me in Euro instead of Franc
shilling two years ago." Rukawa warned the spikey
knight.

Sendoh blinked. "You still remember that?"

"I can't use the money just because Euro doesn't exist
yet!"

"Well, well..." Another voice belonged to the silver,
silky-haired man interrupted the arguements between
the two. "What a nice reunion. But can we please get
on with it?"Muraki is getting impatient with it.

"Fine!" he whistled. A lone black wolf came into the
dungeon. In a blink of an eye, he had changed into a
tall young man. He took a scroll from inside his rob
and walked to the corner of the dungeon to observe the
process.

"Always have an Animagus ready for all these!" Maki
said.

"Anyway, let's check the scroll." Sendoh said.

Rukawa was made to stand next to Sawakita while Maki
laid the scroll on the table. There, inscripted in an
old language of crappy English, written the sacred
rules of sexual sacrifice.

"And here is the dungeon. Be careful, it is a
dangerous place to be if you're not careful. You might
found yourself in a place you least expected. Like
that boy. Sacrifice indeed. " A new voice interrupted
the process. It belonged to the owner of the dungeon,
one called Fujima Kenji.

"Ano... Fujima-san, what are they doing?" one of the
tourist asked.

"Oh, it's just sexual sacrifice. You can stay and
watch if you want, but then, it'll be made into a
movie by UKML. You can watch it then too."

UKML: *wave*

"Toru? What do you think?" the tourist asked his
companion.

But Hanagata wasn't listening. His eyes were
transfixed onto a tall, beautiful, raven-haired boy
with deep blue eyes that spoke the volume of the
ultimate Ukelicious.

UKML: That's our boy!

"I think I'm in love." Hanagata commented, with
love-shaped eyes.

"Hey? Fujima-san? Who's those?" Maki asked.

"Tourists. You know, they do pay for the admission
fees you see. Unlike you people! " accused Fujima.

"Ok, ok... Rule number 1!" Sendoh announced. "He has
to be 187 cm tall."

"Check."

"Black hair?"

"Check."

"Pale skin?"

"Check."

"Raven-hair?"

"Check."

Everyone: When will the list stop?
Anduril : oops! got carried away!

"When will the list stop?" Hasegawa asked Sawakita.

"No idea..."

"I'm hungry. Anyone for a snack?"One of the biker
disrobed himself and he turned out to be Rukawa's
employer in Paris.

Everyone agreed.

Crystal: Don't forget! Us hungry too! We still got an
appetite for that one!
Everyone: oui oui!

After what seemed like an hour...

UKML: zzzz.....

"But most importantly, he has to be a virgin." Sendoh
proclaimed.

UKML: *eyes popped up* *suddenly feel guilty because
they remembered certain fics where... ehem...*

"Err... are you a virgin?" Sawakita asked.

Then... Rukawa had an idea. If he said he wasn't,
these men might let them go. So, he shook his head.
"No, I'm not. Nope. Niente. Nein. Non. Ie. No-ope! I'm
not a virgin. "

Everyone groaned.

Sendoh was sad. "Kae-chan! I thought I'm gonna be your
first!"

Sen: oui oui!!! *nod vigorously* He can't do that to
me!
Anduril: *kick Sensen back to AKML*

"We can't have it then, since he's not. Dammit, he
looked so hot too." Fujima suddenly spoke.

Everyone sweatdropped.

Muraki, who had been silence since the beginning of
rule-book fiasco, spoke. Apparently, he wasn't very
happy. "Oh screw the rules!" He summoned evil and it
burned the rule-book to ashes.

"Besides... such an innocence lied through his teeth."
Muraki walked to Rukawa, his thumb caressing the boy's
sweet rosy lips, oblivious to his surroundings.

"Bad boy need to be taught a lesson."

-tbc-