The UkeKitsune Mailing List Round Robin 
Part 7 - by Eddie

Minna-san, I'm here, to attempt suicide. Yes. I'm ready to accept any
flying knives, katanas, chopper, TNT dynamites, atom bombs, hydrogen
bombs, and nuclear bombs from readers.

I didn't know who was Muraki, and who was Gojyo. But now I
know...*bows to crystal, lyv, kat and xiu*

And so...what was in the last part? Ok, the said Kitsune was running
away with his fish boss, eh, sorry, his fishmonger boss...huh? Wrong
again? *checks back to see* oh, it's his boss monkey. Ok, so..

Uozumi: What boss monkey? *Waves knife threateningly*
Eddie: Ehehe...we can talk this out, we can, right? just cool it
there...dude.
Uozumi: *Grunt*

Alright, so Rukawa was sneaking out of the dungeon with his boss
monkey when they bumped into Coach Anzai...sorry, Mr Anzai.

Uozumi: Anzai!
Anzai: Ohohoho...so you are finally here, aren't you?
Rukawa: What are you doing here?
Anzai: Why not? It's my underground-laboratory-for-working-on-
innocent-kitsunes.

Eddie: This is getting way out of hand. No.

Anzai laughed again, "Why not?" Rukawa snorted derisively before an
enraged shout came from the depths of the dungeon, "The boy! He got
away!"

A loud slam indicated that a certain table was flung to a side and
busy footsteps...
"Run!" Uozumi growled, dragging Rukawa out of the way. Anzai merely
stepped by and watched them run, "Ohohoho..."

Kat: Doesn't he have any other lines? -_____-;;
Crys: Don't think so.
Anzai: Ohohohoh...

-_______-;;

They ran and ran...until light ahead hinted the location of the exit.
"Quick! We've got to get out..." Uozumi's eyes widened as a big door
clunked loudly against the exit, blocking out all light.

Sensen: *Waving electric torch* Kaede-chan! Do not fear! Your hero's
here with the light!
Lyv: Out of the way! OuT! OUT! OUT! *drags sensen out by the collar*
Eddie: *Slouching over keyboard muttering..* Do not spoil my plot...

But is there a plot in the first place? nevermind, let's get on.

*Poof* A torch flickered on, on the wall nearest to them. Then the
next...and the next...until the whole passageway is illuminated with
a brilliant blaze of ...blaze?

Crys: Admit it, you are running out of vocabulary.
Eddie: *Scrumps up paper* Do not disturb the clairvoyant flow of
thoughts of the Great Eddo...
Kaede: The Great Ego...
Eddie: Come again? *taps keyboard threateningly* I could just make
them come closer, and closer, and then...*laughs hentai-ly*
Kat: *Lights up* Write about rape!! Hahahh!! *Laugh like a witch*
Yeahahahah!
Kaede: Do-ahos.

The battered pattering of footsteps quietened down, to a slow tap,
tap, tap. The atmosphere of the place constricted. Rukawa saw long
tapered shadows appear round the bend...

Muraki's lean figure appeared, "So, my pretty boy, can't get out of
here?" He laughed softly, approaching the boy, making Rukawa step
back tentatively, until his back hit the wall. Muraki shoved a hand
through his long silver hair and smiled wickedly. He put a hand to
the wall and leaned in on Kaede, "So pretty, so innocent..."

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Eddie: Wahahahha! Wahahhahahh! Wahahhahaha!

[Dragged out by furious Sensen]

Crystal: hi minna, meanwhile, eddie gets thrashed up by sensen while
still laughing maniacally.
Lyv: It does happen. After all, we are the ones to make the poor
stressed-out-by-spammer imouto do the continuation to the RR.
Kataren: Sigh, but *drool...* the thought of muraki doing it to kaede
is just so exciting...
Crystal: Hey, but what about Gojyo? She did nothing about him even
after all the info we gave her...

Eddie: [With massive bandage over eye] somehow i just can't picture
the demon pawing kaede with his smokey fingers...-______-;; Spare me

Rukawa: Die. You are going to Die.