Amanda's Fuck You List For 1/15/04
Fuck you to the lady in the handicap-equiped Cadillac who I had a run in with at Taco Bell (because its important to have the proper nutritional lunch when you're handicapped.) This broad cleaned out her whole fucking car using the trash can RIGHT NEXT TO THE DRIVE-THRU WINDOW. Lady, that fucking trash can is there to dispose of straw wrappers, not your weekly shitload of Pepsi cans and welfare check stubs. The fucking worker at the window went on a smoke break because this dumb broad decided to finally be sanitary. Shit.
Fuck you to the Long's Drugs in Costa Mesa for raising the price of my birth control pills another $3.00 from last month. I guess you have a problem with women expressing their sexuality, huh? Misogynistic bastard corporation. And I'm a Republican!
Fuck you to Maxim for sending me a renewal notice, figuring I would just send a check and not care that my subscription doesn't expire for ANOTHER 8 MONTHS. Oh, and your price of $36.95 for a year is recockulous because I paid $14.00 last time. Get screwed.
Seriously, everyone is lucky that I ended up relaxing in my car, feeding the squirrels at my favorite Taco Bell (its awesome, it even has a petting zoo!), otherwise I would've probably rioted and I doubt the cops in Costa Mesa could take me. I have a buddy in the LAPD and he taught me how to sucker punch a guy, get away with it, and not even break my thumb in the process. Watch out!
