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How To Be Like Creed
1. Describe your music as a cross between alternative and classic rock.
2. Suck.
3. Say that your music is about Jesus – but don’t actually say the J word because that wouldn’t be rock
. 4. Don’t rock. Ever. (see #2)
5. Sing in a low voice and swallow all vowels. Ex: Practice saying hgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr in the deepest tone you can manage.
6. Wear a wife beater and center your videos on you showing off your biceps on a cliff...because that’s what Jesus wants.
7. Suck more than any band ever and also suck. A lot.
8. Your wife is ugly. Hide her.
9. Honest lyrics about life and religion mean more when sung with a huge pyrotechnics show. And leather pants.