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Quotables are funny things that I have heard in movies, other people, my friends or I have said. I don't care if you don't think they're funny. I do. These are really old. BUT if you say something funny I'll put your quote up here too!
"You look so cute in the light of the car in front of us." ~Ruhi
"I want boxer briefs! Boxer briefs don't give you diaper butt." ~Aaron
“NEVER trust a naked BUS DRIVER.” ~????
“What, Scott’s gay?” ~Maci
“Go get ‘em tiger.” ~Gay dance instructor
“Where have you been all my life?” ~Shaun Murray
“Now we’re cooking with gas.” ~ Twonne
“I’m rearranging my face.”~ Ruhi
“I’m like a terrible friend and stuff! I made Ruhi’s teeth fall out!” ~Vanz
“We have Mr. Pibb....it’s really good.” ~John F.
“I’m smart, I haven’t been a senior for 3 years.” ~Megz
“I WANT...A BREADED....CHICKEN.....SANDWICH!”~ Parker “No need to shout sir, I can hear you just fine.” ~Sonic guy
“Well, we’re going bowling so you’ll want to look respectable.” ~Hunter
“Zorro’s just seem to be able to do that.” ~ Mary
“There’s LOTS of ladies in Mexico.” ~ Ruhi
“You’re snupid.” ~ Maci
“You’re such a slurbotut!” ~ Jenny
“Antonio Banderas...rrrrrr.” ~ Megz
“Heads in water pitchers, hands in wine jars, that seems odd to you does it?” ~ Capitan (Mask of Zorro)
“Orange soda’s good ‘cuz it’s orange.” ~ Ruhi
“Score! I got two almonds!” ~ Megz
“Secret password: Parker’s not with us. Now you have to let us in!” ~ Megz and Ruhi
“I hope I get lots of food!” ~ Megz
“I mean, telling someone they’re too nice isn’t exactly an insult. Gee, I hate those nice people. They’re so hard to get along with.” ~ Megz
“My voice doesn’t carry, I just talk loud.” ~ Lori
“That’s the last time I go drinking with sailors.” ~ Mike
“Big Titanic underneath me!” ~ Nancy
“Salty, gross, and I hope I don’t get it in my eyes!” ~ ????? “Hey guys! I just thought of something really gross that could mean!” ~ Maci (20 minutes later)
“Let’s disregourd it.” ~ Ruhi
“We have a VRMM but we don't have a guitar!” ~ Ruhi
“ALL my friends are computers.” ~ Chris
“Did you just call me Pacey?” ~ Maci
“She’s ,like, my best friend and stuff.” ~ Ruhi
“He’s naked underneath his clothes!” ~ Ruhi
“Guys are ugly. I’m surprised more girls aren’t lesbians.” ~ Joel
“There’s nothing sexier than fishing.” ~ Graham
“I’m being blown down the steps!” ~ Ruhi
“I know ALL about shooting black people.” ~ Ruhi (in reference to photography)
“EVERYTHING sinks when I sit on it.” ~ Butcher Boy
“Anything called a Probe..... would NOT be a chick magnet.” ~ Amay
“Homer, you can’t climb that mountain, you’ll die just like I did.” ~ Grandpa
“We’re going to Mr. Burns’s castle in.... Pennsylvania!” ~ Homer
“ Mmmm.... forbidden donut.” ~ Homer
“You intergalactic hussy!” ~ Homer
“ ‘Scuse the tube!” ~ Schlitterbahn guy
“I smell you, I smell you too, I smell you too..... three. Nick! Nick! Niiiiiiiiiick!” ~ Ruhi, Megz, Vanz (In that order)
“That gravy looks like banana pudding.” ~ Ruhi and Megz “You just ruined my favorite meal! Before I could clearly taste that it was gravy but now that I’m just looking at it, it really does look like banana pudding.” ~ Ross
“Maci, you can’t like Chad, he’s always drunk and when he’s not he’s in school.” ~ Nancy
“It’s a real shame when people go throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.” ~ Electricity Worker Guy (Better Off Dead )
“I was thinking, you skate, I skate, WE skate. Maybe we could get together and be a kind of skating team.” ~ Lane Meyer (Better Off Dead)
“All I want for Christmas is YOU Santa.” ~ Vanz
“No rotation before groundation.” ~ Ross
“OTSS! OTSS! Only the strong survive!” ~ Dazed and Confused
“Waltz #2! Waltz #2!” ~ Guitar nerds at Ruhi's "gig"
“Hey hey, whoa whoa, no no we don’t do that here.” ~ Thomas
“Dear me, what is that dreadful aroma? I fear the sewer may have backed up over the night. Nah, it’s much to foul. It must be ..... the Delancey bruddas!” ~ Racetrack (Newsies)
“I got a pink mint! It must be my lucky day!” ~ Maci
“If I went to sleep when we went to sleep I wouldn’t be awake right now.” ~ Vanz
“You might get mugged….or shot!” ~Megan
“You might get shot, or mugged or worse!” ~ the butchered version
“I’m trying to wonder.” ~ Vanz
“Your MOM’S a topographical map!” ~ Ruhi
“So I told the president..... next time get your own d**n circular bed!” ~ Ruhi
“Those mints sure were minty!” ~ Daily Pome
“I have no use whatsoever for Chance!” ~ Mrs. Pirkle
“Oh no! There’s a beached whale in front of our locker!” ~ Maci
"Yes, this is Mrs. Otean-Schott. I'm calling to leave a message for my son Nick." ~ ?????
“That’s because they’re DOUBLE DIP nerds!” ~ Bernando
“Then you know everything SUCKS!” ~ VRMM
“It’s a myth propagated by the gay community. You see, guys really like short hair but gay guys tell girls that guys like long hair so the straight guys will become disgusted with the plethora of long-haired girls and their heterosexuality. Even Ziggy says so.” ~ Vanz
“Feel the vibration of the Whoppers!” ~ VRMM
“We’re best friends and we’re falling in love!” ~ Ross
“I have hands on my butt and feet on my boobs.” ~ Megz
“Well, I used to just shave my legs for track but now I do it because it feels good.” ~ Scott
“Meatloaf, oh boy!” ~ Vanz
“Well he IS a boy, no offense.” ~ Megz
"That's the difference between us--men and women. Women are better." -Vanessa
“All guys look the same height until I kiss them.” ~ Megz
“I’d say HIS differences because you don’t seem to have any differences.” ~ Ruhi
“That refreshing citrus taste really slaked my thirst.” ~ Ruhi
“When Megan ran over the squirrel she cried, the squirrel was committing suicide!” ~ Daily Pome
“I throw chee-ken parts on your stu-peed statue.” ~ Joel
“I’ll put my heart down here.” ~ Megz
"I'm parched! Fffff!" ~ Abby
“Now Deborah, don’t be bitter. I’m sure with your ever-growing collection of flesh-mutilating silver appendages and your brand new Neo-Nazi boot camp makeover, the boys’ll come a’runnin.” ~ Gina (Empire Records)
“To the batcave, to the other batcave!” ~ Ruhi
“You’ll never guess who called me last night!” ~ Megz
“I don’t have anywhere to be magnetic.” ~ Ruhi
“Your toilet’s got the groove!” ~ Sumaya
“Your shirt feels like a bunny.” ~ Vanz
“It’s not, it’s polyester.” ~ Ruhi
“Wanna have sex, Wink?” ~ Debt contestant
“Donut fear.” ~ Homer