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Jason is praying
One morning, when I entered the class I saw that Jason got down to his knees and starting thanking God.
Me: "Jason, you're praying?? wow, that's good"
Jason: "Yes, 'cuz I love my Car."
Me: "What?? Your car is missing; what are you thanking God for?"
Jason replied, "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't driving the car at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

Our Professor - Getting his PhD
Our Professor was very keen on doing his Ph.D.He was in search of a subject on which no one did any research before! As he was thinking over it, he found a cockroach on the table in front of him. He decided instantly to do a research on the roach. He picked the roach and put it in the centre of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. He pulled out one leg of the roach, put it again in the centre of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. He pulled one more leg of the roach, put it again in the centre of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. This way the roach tried to run even when it had just one leg. He pulled last leg of the roach, put it again in the centre of the table and said: "Run". The roach could not! Our Professor was satisfied with his study and started writing his thesis: "When you pull out all the legs of a roach, it cannot hear anymore".

Computer Students
One day, in the Computer Lab, the students were moving their machines to another room (as they were being instructed by their teacher). Arsh was having a tough time carrying his machine.
Zamin : "My computer has a 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB. Can't you carry even this much?"
Arsh : "But yours is empty and my disk is full"!!!

Entrance Test
Samy wanted to take admission in CDS. So, he went to CDS, filled out the form and as ya'll known had to have an interview with the director. The director told him that in order to gain admittance he must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year?
Samy thought for a few minutes and answered.
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
The director said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"
Samy replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."
The director lets him in without another word.

Shakespeare
Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Ans: "No, who wrote it?"

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