Physics Teacher
Q: How do you keep him busy all day?
A: Draw a circle and tell him to find all the corners.
Q: How do you confuse him?
A: You don't. He's born that way.
Q: How do you keep him busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper and give it to him.
Q: What do you get when you offer a surd of penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
Mobiles
One day Zubi came to the college with two red ears. The teacher asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the mobile rang - but instead of picking up my mobile I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the teacher exclaimed in disbelief. "But....what happened to your other ear?" "He called back!!!!!
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Monthly Tests
Ovy is appearing for his monthly tests. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his hat and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"I am only following the instructions!" he says, "it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'".
After he got his results
Kaku: Dad,can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Kaku: Your name on this report |
