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| The Equation
7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems. So beware of glance! Plan For Future Teacher asks children, what do u wish to do in future? Jack: I want to be a pilot. Jill: I want to be a doctor. Anne: I want to be a good mother. John: I want to help Anne. Exams Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1,Too Many Questions. 2,Difficult to Understand. 3,More Explanation is Needed. 4,Result is always FAIL! Liar A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?" Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!� Delivered Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED". Three Feelings What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. |
| Lie Detector
Few days back CDS invented the first lie detector in the world. But they wanted to test it before launching the product in public. So, Arsh, Saad and Fawad are called upon to test a lie detector. Arsh says: -I think I can solve twenty questions in an hour-. BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. -Ok-, he says, -10 questions-. And the machine is silent. Saad says: -I think I can solve 15 questions-. BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. -Allright, 5 questions-. And the machine's silent. Fawad says: -I think...-, BUZZZZZZ goes the machine. English Test Rocky has finished his English exam and came out of the class. His friends asked him how he did his exam. For that he replied - Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK !!!- Wash Basin!!! A student goes to the cafetara and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. Another student comes running and asks him, "what are you doing?" To this the student replies, "Oye, see the board here, 'Wash Basin'!" |