| Pagan Jokes |
| Well it's obvious the Gods have a great sense of humour, just look at the platypus! I believe, we as Pagans, also have a great sense of humour. But for those of you who don't, I'd advise you not to read the following. This is purely for entertainment, not to disrespect in any way. So you've been warned. |
| One liners Jesus is coming. Look busy! God please save me from your followers. Heck is a place for people who don't believe in gosh. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? Jesus saves....but Gretsky catches the rebound! He shoots! HE SCORES!! Sorry, my karma just ran over your dogma. I found Jesus. He was behind my couch the whole time. God WAS my co-pilot. Then we crashed and I had to eat him. He's YOUR god, They are YOUR rules, YOU burn in Hell. Get a taste for religion, Lick a Witch! The Goddess is alive and she ate my homework. The definition of "SAINT": "A dead liberal who is worshipped by living conservatives." When God created men, She must have been drunk and horny! Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. I have the body of a God: Buddha. Jesus saves! By using double coupons & shopping wisely. Did you hear, Easter is canceled this year.....yeah, they found the body. That was Zen; this is Tao. Lightbulb Jokes How many Druids does it take to change a lightbulb? Thirteen; one to hold the bulb and twelve to drink enough to make the room spin. How many Asatruar does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The light from the burning monastarys sufficient, thank you. How many Dianacs does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but that bulb has really got to want to change. How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightbulb? -Sorry, thats a Third Degree mystery. -Why do you want to know...Initiate? - Hmph, that's the Maidens job! How many Alexandrians does it take to change a lightbulb? -Let's go see how the Gardnerians do it! -Thirteen; A High Priestess to change the bulb and twelve coven members to hold her up under all that jewelley. How many British Tradition Witches does it take to change a lightbulb? Thirteen; one to change the bulb and twelve to mourn the old bulb's passing. How many Thelemites does it take to change a lightbulb? -None; Thelemites embrace the dark as well as the light. -None; real Thelemites aren't afraid of the dark! -None, Crowley never wrote a book about it. How many Druids does it take to change a lightbulb? -501; one to change the bulb and 500 to align the new stone. -Six; one to change the bulb, one to write a song about how much better the old bulb was, and four to write conflicting parodies of the second Druid's song. How many Fam-Trad Witches does it take to change a lightbulb? -Candlelight was good enough for our ancestors it's good enough for us! -Go ask your own Grandmother! How many Starhawk Witches does it take to change a lightbulb? -There are starving villagers in Africa who don't have lightbulbs! -When you have enough self-esteem, you won't need to change the bulb! How many Solitary Witches does it take to change a lightbulb? (Drum your fingers and stare at them as you wait for them to grasp the obvious.) How many Erisians does it take to change a lightbulb? How many have we got? How many Wiccans does it take to change a lightbulb? Four; one for each direction. How many IOT does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, that ritual us copyrighted. How many Buckland Witches does it take to change a lightbulb? Refer to my second book, Practical Light Bulb Changing. How many Witches does it take to change a lightbulb? What do you want it changed into? Long, but good 666 Stuff Can I ask You A Question? If Religion Dealt With Toys Idiotic Religious Rivalries |
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