So one night at two thirty in the morning my friend's roommate, Julia, wakes up to find a girl in the room, naked from the waste down. Julia looks over at her roommate who had just woken up too, and they are both like "What the FUCK is going on?!" The girl, all of the sudden squats down and pisses on the floor! Then she leaves and walks into the room next door. Aparently, there she takes off her top and gets into bed (completely naked) with one of the girls! There she falls asleep. Security is called and the matter is delt with. But what makes this story even better are the circumstances leading up to the peeing.
The girl came back from a party w/ one of her sorority sisters because she was completely pissed (pun intended) and couldn't even walk. Her friend puts her into her pjs and into her bed. There the girl pees all over the bed, and while her friend is out trying to find new sheets, the girl just leaves the room and wanders into Julia's room.
There's no shitting involved, but the girl did strip completely naked and get into bed with a complete stranger!
I hope you enjoy the story, and know that it happens in Miami as well!!
Submitted by "J" This story was given to us by some guy named J. Tell us whether you think it beats our story at the bottom.
Pezman and Kanovork are two guys living together over the summer in a city in Northern Virginia (or as you people who live up there like to call it, NOVA, like the gay science show.) These two guys are total party animals (the type of guys that would probably shit and pee in a dorm room in Slusher if they ever found themselves drunk in there). Kanovork has this chick friend, her name is Fork. Fork and Kanovork are more than just good friends, they're friends with benefits, as in they do the wild thing at every oppurtunity (ie, fuck a lot, for all you non-dork types). So anyhow, Pezman and Kanovork throw one of their infamous Saturday night parties, where anyone who attends sober comes out shit-faced, and anyone who arrives shit-faced ends up in the ER for alcohol poisining. After the party, (no one knows exactly when the party ends, people either stumble out of the apartment or pass out, until there is no one left) Kanovork and Fork are doing the do in his room, meanwhile Pezman has passed out on the couch in the living room, and he is totally out of it, most likely brain dead. He also happens to be snoring, and his mouth is wide open. Well, Kanovork and Fork finish porking, and Kanovork walks into the living room like he came into the world, butt ass naked. He sees Pezman passed out on the couch, snoring, with his mouth wide open. Well, Kanovork doesn't like the sound of snoring so he takes matters into his own hands. Or should I say penis. Mouth wide open....snoring. Put something in mouth, might stop snoring. What to put in mouth? Well, Kanovork thinks to himself, why not my very own slimy-i-just-got-done-fucking-Fork cock? And that's exactly what he does. Puts his schlong into Pezman's mouth. Pezman never wakes up, never notices. Instead, Kanovork and Fork tell him about it the next morning. Now, (I already have your evil peeing man story beat at this point..) if you think that's bad enough..it gets worse.
Like any normal, heterosexual guy, being told you had a dick in your mouth is not pleasant news. Pezman, although not normal, is heterosexual, and this did not go over well with him either. However, he's not just gonna go and pick a fight with Kanovork. One, because they are room mates, and they need each other to pay for the rent. Second, because Kanovork is about 3 times his size, and could kick his ass with his hands and feet tied. Still, no man takes that treatment without vowing revenge. And here is the revenge: The next weekend, like always, big party. After the party, Kanovork and Fork are fornicating, as usual. This time Pezman has been smart and drank as much as usual, he's not dead, only shit-faced. Kanovork is a horse, and Fork is a rider (girl on top). Kanovork is enjoying himself, eyes closed. Meanwhile, Pezman is in the corner of the room imitating Chicken (punching the clown, choking the chicken, milking the lizard, etc.) He builds himself up to a climax, and cautiously sneaks up to Fork and Kanovork...till his pelvic area is parallel to Kanovork's face...and WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHH....jizz bomb, all over Kanvork's face. It takes Kanovork a minute to realize what has happened, afterall, he is getting a ride. When he "cums" to (haha, pun intended!), he throws Fork off of him (horny horny girl, has no idea what's going on) and chases Pezman all over the apartment until they both pass out from exhaustion.
