We may or may not have provided details about the Federation High Command here. Rest assured, however, that their work is purely voluntary and the rumours of coercion, brainwashing, and assassinations are totally false.

There's also the resistance. But they don't exist. So we don't talk about them.

DISCLAIMER: As we said before, this is a parody, any resemblance between the Federation and persons or organisations living, dead or otherwise is purely coincidental, blah blah blah. The above picture is copyright BBC 1995, but has been freely available on the Web for years. So there.