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Welcome to the website of the Federation, the totalitarian government of the known universe.
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If you've had your memory wiped, or have spent the past few hundred
years under a rock, you may not realize that the entire universe is now controlled by a
totalitarian dictatorship ruled by one President Servalan. If this rings a bell, and you have
come here in search of information, we have an area with her version of events
to remind you what you should be thinking.
If you're a member of the Freedom Party or a friend of Roj Blake's, then you'll
probably want to learn more about how you can be reeducated, with information on how to become a decent
contributing member of society as opposed to the wastrel layabout you currently are.
Of course we want to seem like a terribly responsive organisation with
the interests of the public at heart, so we've mocked up a Mutoids' Forum so that you
can pretend to have a voice. In the news section you can find out absolutely
everything which our censors think you should know about us. We'd like to pretend we're still putting out a viable
party magazine-- so we've got a section including snippets of pre-censored articles and photographs from old issues in the
hope that some of the people can be fooled. In the extensive merchandise section
you can select from a wide range of rubbish which we haven't been able to shift yet, including
back issues of our party magazine.
Be sure to visit
regularly to keep up with the changing whims of Madam President--
it can be dangerous to be caught with the wrong ideology these days. STOP PRESS May 2000:
Finally, if you're living in the UK or can receive BBC 2 from
wherever you are, it's your lucky Millennium!! Recently, they have been showing
a wonderful documentary on the life of our President. We've started a campaign to get them
to edit out all those silly bits about a rebel named Blake. Unfortunately it seems to have backfired as, instead of editing it, they've yanked the whole series. Madam President is very disappointed, and we all know what happens when Madam President is disappointed. See our section on the
Series for further information and to find out what you can do to... persuade... them to put it back on before the body count starts piling up.
Finally some good news: Madam President has just awarded herself the highest honour known to the Federation, the SST (Star Shaped Thingy), in the President's Birthday Honours List, and we right-thinking citizens of the Federation would like to extend our congratulations. Whether she wants them or not.
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| DISCLAIMER: This website is a totally unauthorised parody of that of Horizon, the Blake's 7 Appreciation Society.
Nobody involved in its creation has anything to do with Horizon, or for that matter with any organised Blake's 7 fanclub, and any resemblance between the
Federation described here and any of these clubs is purely unintentional. No copyrighted images have been used; as for the text, parody is an accepted form of free speech.
This site's purpose is satirical;
anyone who can't take a joke may find themselves taken away by the TerraNostra, gutted on Gauda Prime, or facing some other threat which appeared in the series which we are going to mention just to seem knowing and clever.
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