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DEDICATIONS: Music is the language of the heart -- touching messages to loved and not so loved ones

After a brief long hiatus, my merry old self is back, alive, well and raring to go, with peace in my heart and goodwill to all. That's a lie. Let me say goodwill to most. Hmm... Let's just say goodwill!

;-)

I'm BACK!

My gut instinct, that I trust to the full drives me to say with absolute certainty as Michael Caine would say "None of yer flippin' business". (If you don't know who Michael Caine is I suggest you try out watching things in which the characters are not animated and whose words generally have more than two syllables)

However, being in a good mood I shall indulge you, my feathered friend! I had actually (yet again I decided to KILL Thinker's Room but some very persuasive lasses and lads, coupled with the increased free time on my hands have yet again prevailed. For those of you who came aboard late, this little experiment was meant to die on the 1st of November 2002 but due to public demand....

Why would I want to kill it? Well, the truth be told I have too many other things to do and contrary to what you may think, keeping this thing updated weekly is a royal pain in the caboose.

However I do get to let off steam, keep my mind and tongue sharp and become notorious at the same time so on retrospect --- I might not kill it off after all.

What will I do this season? Well, it seems that my Vents cause the most comments so I shall be doing a lot more venting. Especially now that there is PLENTY to vent about. Keep an eye peeled for my ranting and raving. Things that i can foresee myself holding forth on include the NARC Government, MPs as a whole, forwards (yet again!), political correctness, tribalism, the police and junk mail from people who kindly want to help me enlarge my breasts.

There have been howls for me to do many more Irregulars. This I shall.

The journal is the most taxing thing to update so don't expect blow by blow descriptions of my days. If my own mind can't keep up with my day, I don't see your half going any further.

I look forward to some more months of you coming here, reading my assorted thoughts and saying nice things in my guestbook. To be quite frank, a large source of the energy powering this site comes from the said guestbook.

If you write to me, I shall write back (unless of course you try to sell me something, whereupon I shall reply in another manner altogether!)

And on a final note, it was good to see i've been missed. Even a feller I've regarded highly as a remarkably dumb schmuck who reaches for his wallet when asked to pay attention actually spoke civilly to me! There's hope for you yet, my son!

Within a cabinet in a country I hold dear to mine heart, are two nonentities who quite frankly I would not know were it not for the fact that after they unwisely unleashed the proverbial dragon by attempting to bandy words with bigger fish.

One of these is Mwanggi Kuinjurry. Five minutes of seeing him holding forth on TV assured me that a basin of chopped donkey liver stands an excellent change of performing the duties of an assistant minister. Anyone who still uses the word "anyhowly" will continue to evoke derisive and unrepentant laughter from yours truly!

The other is Danston Mungatanner. His chief claim to fame is that he is always talking. On retrospect, I don't think i've ever seen the chap with his mouth closed. His throat enjoys excellent ventilation. Not that his talking is like that of John the Baptist. The man has a lot to say and feels it his duty to say it. The problem is that the rest of us don'ts

I'd have thought that Mukeesa Kitui's resounding verbal bitch slapping of one Francis Atwoli was the winner by a lead but Raila's comments bring him sharply into contention. The manner in which he dismissed Mungatanner is the stuff people pay money for!

Read Issue 58: Student unrest and a look at some radio personalities.
A look at the fascinating (not my words!) Journal
Much needed Peace And Quiet
A SUPERVENT is in the works. Keep your capillary festooned eyeballs peeled!
Links, links and links...

Bombay : An explosion shaped like a harbour

17 October: Little brother's sweet 19!
19 October: Coastwards bound!
20 October: Chris turns 24 (Where the hell are you dude?!!) And unto Njeri a child is born! Congratulations!
21 October: The calls of education!
25 October: Roast meat, soccer and the lads
1 November: K2 Street Bash! Music, music, noise and noise!
15 November: Nation Golf Finals

If you're not watching the Rugby World Cup you're clearly as uncultured as I thought!
On the soccer front my symathies go to certain loudmouths who know themselves that for some misguided reason back Mudchester United! Gunners 4 Life Baby!

All those unruly people who have been writing the most threatening mail with the most atrocious vocabulary -- hope you're happy now!
Aida - developing into a quite unhealthy obsession ;-)
Kenyana - drop us a line! How do I reach ya?
Muthoni - deafening silence!
Baddy - Hope you're living large wherever you're up to! Things are not the same!
R.K -- the manners, grace and beauty of an octogenarian garden toad! May all of Pharaohs plagues befall your bolloks person!

Bad luck or not -- GUNNERS FOR LIFE!