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Someone told me that I am getting predictable. This I do not consider a compliment! Complacency is a very dangerous thing and must be addressed at once!

About a month back, a volley of student unrest has reared its ugly head. It does not matter whether they are polytechnic or university students -- a student is a student. Reports reach our newsdesk of some hapless lads who were beaten like scrambled eggs after being neatly cornered by the long arm of the law. My thoughts on the issue are very simple -- if your candy arse is caught throwing stones at innocent civilians and your candy arse has both its legs and both its arms broken, my friend you're on your own. My sympathy for you is conspicuous by its sheer absence!

No amount of bleating will change my mind. Students are civilians like everyone else and subject to the same law. If some students decide to destroy property and injure innocents my money is solidly behind the police altering the crania of these gentlemen and ladies forever. No amount of persuasion and moralizing will induce me to cross the divide. People have got to learn to be responsible for their actions, and that freedom is not absolute.

I wonder why it never occurs to these hooligans that the stones they may be throwing may paralyze their own mothers, fathers, sisters and brothers!

But then again I stand firmly behind one of my favourite maxims -- An ass during youth will be an ass in old age! These stone throwing, looting cretins will provide the pool from which will be drawn the leaders of tomorrow.

In summary -- anything that happens to your candy arse in the course of throwing stones at innocent people, looting or otherwise damaging other people's property and livelihood is YOUR BLOODY PROBLEM!

Caroline Mutoko presents Kiss FMs Big Breakfast. For some reason many people call her rude but I personally find her refreshingly curt.I used to belong to the former camp but have warmed to the lass. Any cat that calls at 10:00 to answer a question that was asked and answered at 7:00 deserves anything that is coming to him!
Eve D'Souza presents Capital FM's Hits Not Homework.,that runs from 7:00 to 10:00 PM. Without a doubt, Eve D'Souza's biggest fan is Eve D'Souza. Eve D'Souza cannot spend more that five minutes on air without mentioning Eve D'Souza. Apparently Eve D'Souza does not receive mail that does not mention Eve in a favourable light . Each end every mail Eve D'Souza reads mentions Eve D'Souza, either in passing or in entirety. If you are misguided enough to write without mentioning Eve, in favourable light, I suspect you will go nowhere in a hurry. Also, mysteriously, during her shift, some CDs, e.g. Nanoma, mysteriously become unavailable for the fans. Eve however has a sizable fan base (if we take the emails read on air at face value), and this is chiefly drawn from what Sin calls the Insyder Crew. The Insyder Crew are those chaps who wear enormous chains around their necks, reminding one of the US Embassy's new gates. Their jeans go only as far as their knees and they wear bandanas and caps on the same head. Day or night will find them wearing shades and their speech is peppered by phrases like "yo, dawg!". The crew members age from 10 to 17, but there are older people who sneak in.
Fareed presents Capital FM's Bigger Breakfast, and is without a doubt one of the craziest fellers I have ever heard on radio. If I lack a reason to wake up in the morning Fareed usually steps in and has me out of bed and at the radio. If you want to have a good laugh listen to this chap. He does things like call the KPLC help desk and refer to the personnel there are idiots. He calls an advertising bureau and places an advertisement for a masseuse. What transpires when the cat on the other end turns out not to understand what a masseuse is is the stuff of legends!
Hits Not Homework gained fame and its presenter was boosted to the skies in some circles when Eve went on leave and one Italia took over the reins. Not only was the music played all rounded, hithertoblacklisted artists like Nanoma gained the light. Those who had not heard Nanoma's version of Jo got to during those few blessed days.... sigh!
Nyambane is a co-presenter of Kiss FM's Big Breakfast. Endeavoring to describe this feller in a manner that does him justice is futile. However his act of a villager on air is growing a bit familiar.

KEEP WATER CLEAN! DON'T SHOWER!

Beauty pageant article that somehow got lost that I stumbled across during idle browsing.
People say I'm weird. Interpret this dream!
Read Issue 57: Life with no water, some feedback and a look at some ministers!
A look at the fascinating (not my words!) Journal
Much needed Peace And Quiet

9 June: Off to the coast for a solid week!
16 June: Duty! Impressive backlog awaits me

A very big wollapa, wasadili, what's cooking, niaje and wassup to the gaggle of countrymen and women at Harvard, led by Muthoni, the First Lady of the same. The same goes to the lads and lasses of MIT. The post of first lady at this point is vacant, and am taking applications.

Gunners For Life -- next season UEFA, FA, Premier, CECAFA & Moi Golden Cup are ours!