EULOGIES should me more along these lines....
THE GIRLS PLAY BALL
INTELLIGENCE is not as common as you think!
Fun and games at a UNIVERSITY RIOT!
There are SOME DAYS...
A KUMI KUMI Guide for the novices. A MUST read!
A POEM for someone special!
DEAREST JOHN: John Doe's better half replies with energy to issues raised by her worse half!
DEAREST JANE: A man addresses issues such as crossing rivers for his beloved...
FAVOURITE MOVIES Some notable personalities share their favourite flicks
PRESS RELEASE FROM THE AFGHANISTANI BROADCASTING CORPORATION The proprietor of Afghanistan's first TV studio shares his visions
DEDICATIONS: Music is the language of the heart -- touching messages to loved and not so loved ones

Shame on you for not noticing that the last issue still proudly claimed to be 15 January 2002! Just goes to show that you're not as smart as you look! But don't worry, your parents will still love you. I think....

But otherwise things are more or less back to normal at this end...

I have been wondering a certain Kenyan phenomenon for quite some time but I can hold my silence no longer. I must know right away WHAT THE HELL IS A ONE MAN GUITAR?

Who knows this? Because as far as I can remember all the guitars I have seen in action have been played by a single man. I have never seen two gentlemen playing a single guitar. I am sure even Jimi Hendrix would have trouble playing the guitar with another.

I am amazed at the stupidity of some of the gentlemen allegedly studying at the University Of Nairobi. For those who are unaware, the populace of the University is as follows:

The 5% of jackasses are the ones who create all this fracas and trouble. I was personally amazed to hear that these gentlemen had gone on to raid fast food shops and eat entire chickens on their own AFTER the Vice Chancellor had granted their request. Or rather demands. Some even raided some mobile phone shops and made off with handsets and scratch cards. I am told some atteneded to bleeding hands with cold hard cash.

There is no point appealing to their intelligence precisely because there is no intelligence to appeal to. Not much can be obtained from a cretin studying for a Masters Degree in Animal Husbandry who has 3 hours of classes on average PER WEEK!

The police should beat the

out of these pillars of intelligence. There is no difference between them and the Mungiki. In fact the Mungiki at least can accurately claim ignorance. Can these fools do the same? If you are one of the stone throwers and don't agree with me please visit this page [CLICK HERE]

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

The Journal is back up and running. What have I been up to?
Read Issue 47: Back and running!
Addendum to the Frequently Asked Questions
Started work on a couple of interesting essays -- be sure to check back often!

February 2: Jimmy is a year older. Donno about the wiser part ;-)
February 8: Bert's Birthday.
February 13: Listen to people whining about the commercialization of Valentine's Day while the ones with dates whine about the cost
February 14: While some people will be meeting the loves of their lives, others will be meeting their Waterloos. The fact that it falls on a Friday is scary stuff

Since am too lazy to reply to you all, this will have to do
Aida: Have the necessary all ready to go!
Were: When are you back online man?!!
Irene: One of my greatest idlers! How's life taking you? Laura: That's right. Just ignore my messages.
All those idlers who swamped my mail with irate mail demanding restoration of this hallowed room, LEAVE ME ALONE!

Frequently Asked Questions: These need addressing