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Yes, yes, shame on me for taking so long to update -- but there is a lovely disclaimer that ought to have alerted you to my mode of operation by now - be sure to reacquaint yourself with its contents. However this time I've done quite a bit - I'll leave you to discover exactly what. Otherwise its been a pretty busy month. With all the stuff I usually juggle I was also doing a bit of traveling. R.I.P WICKY MOSH! DUDE, I WON'T NEED A CONCERT TO REMEMEMBER YOU, OR A SONG TO GLORIFY YOU. YOUR HUMILITY AND KINDNESS WILL STAY WITH US FOREVER. ONE! |
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The issue of meeting the grim reaper and parting ways with the ones we love (and those who hate our guts) is one that few people like to think about. Personally I am very keen for the event because I am one of the fellows who believe that life is the process of death. I for one think I shall get into heaven by the skin of my teeth. I am also convinced I shall be the last feller to gain admission. The gate shall slam shut behind me. I will have got in so narrowly that my robe will be smoking and I shall be stopping, dropping and rolling to put out the smouldering fire. When the banquet with my maker will be laid out i'll be the chap seated by the kitchen door. Considering that all humanity since creation will be there I shall be pretty far off from the action. BUT I'LL BE THE MOST GRATEFUL PERSON THERE! |
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Last Wednesday me and the lads were eager and willing pawns in the war that is Arsenal vs Man U. In case there are any doubts Man U and all its affiliates are placed right between pond scum and that stuff that accumulates between the toes. All roads led to the Carnivore, and getting there was an adventure in itself. The tried and tested mode employed was good old 'Ninja Mode'. The party-mobile was already there and was not about to come all the way to Westlands for us. No one knew how were were to get there but we would wing it. I shall skip the details of how we boarded a matatu with one of the lads carrying a plastic cup of Popov. I shall also spare the details of how we threw bravery and courage to the winds and literally elbowed each other to get into a 15 as soon as four beefy men fiercely and aggressively relieved a hapless passerby of his possessions right before our eyes. What gave us speed was one of the fellows yelling "DUNGA KISU". The matatu refused to enter Carnivore and so we
alighted and started along that famous road. Immediately before
us were a good number of ladies who had clearly thrown that
notion of ladyship to the winds and were unglamorously
making excellent time in an attempt to save 200 bob.
Cotton, corduroy and leather are simply not meant to be
abused in that manner...[MORE] |
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